(Here's my Top 10 list of "Things To Do Today...")
1. Restore my faith in humanity...
2. Save the world from all evil...
3. Use hygiene...
4. Kick that strange woman wearing a Santa outfit out of my bedroom...(Hey! Christmas is over...her reindeer are messing up my carpet...)
5. Call up that strange woman wearing a Santa outfit, and beg her to come back...
6. Kill that fungus in the corner of my bathroom that has developed a ravenous taste for human flesh...
7. Sort through all my laundry items, separating the whites from the colors, and the pants from the shirts...and then "not" do laundry...
8. Beg a God I don't believe in for forgiveness of all the sins I plan to commit in the near future...
9. Write a "Things To Do Today" list...(perhaps I should've put "that" one first...oh, well..."hindsight" is always 20/20...)
10. WTF?!?
2007-12-28 03:48:09 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Top 5:
1. Find a cure for cancer
2. Cure my mom of cancer
3. Cure other people of cancer
4. have lunch
5. go to bed
2007-12-28 03:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The rapture was an idea thought up by the church to calm the fears of Christians who have read the Bible. If you read the Bible carefully, you will see that the only people who get saved are 144,000 Jews. It's pain and torture for the rest of us (Christians, Muslims, Atheists, we're all going to get it.) It would appear that Christians were worried by this so the Church came up with the idea that all good Christians will be whisked away by magic and thus not have to suffer. The Rapture is NOT in the Bible. May 21 is a concept from Harold Camping. May 22nd will be national back-peddling day. Don't worry about it, if God exists and is benevolent, there can be no Hell.
2016-04-11 05:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Drink coffee
2. Make the living room look like I didn't rob a toy store
3. Take a nap
4. Drink coffee
5. Watch the neighbors
6. Hope the neighbors didn't see me peaking through the blinds
7. Look to see if the neighbors are still outside
8. Call my mom and tell her what my stupid neighbors are doing now
9. Take a nap
10. Drink some coffee
11. Find my children
12. Hose down my children
13. Take a nap while the children are trying to figure out how to get out of the pen
14. Twiddle my thumbs
15. Restore your faith in humanity
2007-12-28 04:20:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well if u count what i've already done.
1. take a shower.
2. get ready for work
3. eat breakfast
4. go to work.
5. sit on the computer cuz i have nothing to do at work
6. eat lunch
7. come back to work and do absolutely nothing
8. at 5 go home
9. make dinner
10. clean my house
11.put away some of the xmas crap i have out
12. eat dinner
13. call my friend figure out my new years plans
14. talk to my fiance when he gets home from work
15. have a beer
16. have another beer
17. have a cookie
18. have sex
19. change for bed
20. go to bed so i can get up for work tomorrow
that's my list today!
oh and play with my cat sometime in the process of all that
2007-12-28 03:55:17 · answer #4 · answered by Samantha1029 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Go to work.
2. Not get fired....maybe
3. Find a neighbor child to take my dog for a walk for a dollar.
4. Find where I put my cigarettes...I lost them last night.
5. Go to the store and buy another pack of cigarettes
6. Go back to work and hang out on the smoker's patio, because that's where all the funniest people are. (my co-workers are the greratest.)
7. Go to Sonic for dinner (because I refuse to cook when my children are visiting their father.)
8. Go to my "other" job and work for two hours and then go home.
9. You must be jealous..........
10. Of the high profile life I lead.
2007-12-28 06:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by Candii JoJo is a groovy chick. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
!. Wash my a.s.s
2. Think about going to work.....Nahhh I'll just chill today.
3. Ok go to work and Kick boss in the face!!!
4. Take a lunch break to some crappy restaurant
5. Go back to work punch boss in gonads!!!!
6. Go home get a beer or 15 and commence drinking!!!
7. Get hammered go find my boss and elbow him in the throat!!!!
8. Pee on downed Boss!!!
9. Lay down and the room is spinning...UH OH Puke!!!
10. Goodnight NOW!
2007-12-28 03:58:26 · answer #6 · answered by BVEEZER 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If i made a to do list it would be full of mundane things like:
do the dishes, clean the kitchen, tidy the livingroom, put laudnry in, put laundry away, clean pet cages, clean cat boxes, tidy bedroom, change sheets, make bed, find something for supper..shovel that snow...
and that's why i'm on here, no list, nothing to do
2007-12-28 03:51:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine would be...
1. Clean my room.
2. Prevent my sister from watching 'High School Musical 2' in my room for the millionth time.
3. Play Phantasy Star Online with my boyfriend.
We're not all in this together!
2007-12-28 03:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by bluegirl87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful.
If I may...
1. Save the world from infamy. (When you find out what that means, contact me...)
2. Understand the inner workings of deviant losers that don't know the difference between reality and fantasy.
3. Learn to be myself.
2007-12-28 04:10:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Get out of work today alive.
2. Eat lunch
3. Clean the months of garbage out of my car
4. Wash my sink full of dishes
5. Relax
6. Ponder what I'm going to put on my tomarrow list
2007-12-28 03:54:09 · answer #10 · answered by Brezzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋