A nurse is walking through the hospital when she ses two doctors fighting.
She breaks them up and yells, 'Why are you fighting?'
The first doctor says, 'It's that man on E Ward - you know, the one with the Man U pyjamas, Dr Smith has just told him that he's only got 2 weeks to live.'
The nurse replies, 'Look, Dr Jones. There was nothing more we could have done for the man - he just had to be told.'
Dr Smith says 'I know that, but i wanted to be the one to tell the b@stard.
A woman goes to her doctor and says, 'Can you get pregnant from anal sex?'
The doctor says, 'Of course, where do you think Millwall fans come from.
Q. Why doesn't Osama Bin Laden have sex and driving lessons on the same day?
A. Because the camel can't manage it
A man walks into a chemist and asks for some deodorant
'Ball or aerosol?' the assistant asks.
The man says, 'Neither, it's for my armpits.'
Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
A. he opened a warehouse.
2007-12-28
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