A nurse is walking through the hospital when she ses two doctors fighting.
She breaks them up and yells, 'Why are you fighting?'
The first doctor says, 'It's that man on E Ward - you know, the one with the Man U pyjamas, Dr Smith has just told him that he's only got 2 weeks to live.'
The nurse replies, 'Look, Dr Jones. There was nothing more we could have done for the man - he just had to be told.'
Dr Smith says 'I know that, but i wanted to be the one to tell the b@stard.
A woman goes to her doctor and says, 'Can you get pregnant from anal sex?'
The doctor says, 'Of course, where do you think Millwall fans come from.
Q. Why doesn't Osama Bin Laden have sex and driving lessons on the same day?
A. Because the camel can't manage it
A man walks into a chemist and asks for some deodorant
'Ball or aerosol?' the assistant asks.
The man says, 'Neither, it's for my armpits.'
Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
A. he opened a warehouse.
2007-12-28 21:23:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Naughty, naughty!!
But oh so funny!!
10/10 Star for you!! *
2007-12-29 00:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 100!
2007-12-28 23:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nicely reliable i've got been given a intercourse shaggy dog tale for you wish you like it :) on listening to that her grandad had merely died kate went and visited her nan to convenience her while she asked how he died her nan replyed by utilising sayin that he had had a coronary heart attack mutually as makin love 2 her kate mentioned that it became stupid that 2 previous human beings the place havin intercourse because it became askin for subject her nan replyed by utilising sayin that they used to do it to the gradual %. of the church bells because it became merely the appropriate velocity she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by utilising sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come alongside he would nevertheless be alive immediately'' :) xxx
2016-12-18 10:59:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious stuff,lol
2007-12-28 21:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last one is the best!
2007-12-28 21:27:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-12-28 21:31:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the first one must be a british thing... :) i'm not british. but i did like all the others!! keep em coming!!
hakuna matata
2007-12-29 00:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee!! 2nd and 3rd ones are good
2007-12-28 21:37:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like all of them
2007-12-28 21:30:24 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't give up your day job.
2007-12-28 21:31:12 · answer #10 · answered by Mimkat hate the new Yahoo Answers so has retired. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋