- You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
-Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
- The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
- Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
- You've ever been too drunk to fish.
- You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
- The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
- Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
- Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
- You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
- The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year."
- You have an Elvis Jell-o mold
- You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor
- You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
- In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?"
- Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
- You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
2007-12-24
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