Entertainment & Music - 21 December 2007

This ad is making me a little angry! Trying to listen to internet radio...

2007-12-21 19:18:19 · 20 answers · asked by tyler497 3 in Polls & Surveys

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

They were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--and it's fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knock on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . . "

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

2007-12-21 19:17:42 · 29 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Jokes & Riddles

im hooked to mcdonalds

2007-12-21 19:17:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 19:16:10 · 10 answers · asked by Ste Bone 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 19:16:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 19:15:34 · 30 answers · asked by Mars 2 in Other - Music

2007-12-21 19:15:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

little Johnny at the match

A teacher was playing a game with her class. She said "I'm holding something behind my back. It's red and you can eat it."

A little boy puts his hand up and says, "Please Miss, is it a tomato?"

"No," replied the teacher, "It's an apple, but it shows you're thinking!"

She continued, "I'm now holding something behind my back. It's yellow and you can eat it."

A little girl puts her hand up and says, "Please Miss, is it a banana?"

"No," replied the teacher, "It's a lemon, but it shows you're thinking!"

Just then, little Johnny at the back, giggling putt's his hand up and says, " 'ere Miss, I got one for ya! I'm holding somefin' under the table. It's straight and 'ard, one inch long and got a round red bit at the end!"

The teacher says, "Johnny, don't be so vulgar!"

Johnny says, "It's a match Miss, but it shows you're thinking!"

2007-12-21 19:14:20 · 13 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i bet you don't know

2007-12-21 19:14:09 · 30 answers · asked by noname 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 19:13:55 · 5 answers · asked by Lori F 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 19:13:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if so....what hurts?

2007-12-21 19:13:06 · 30 answers · asked by Sister Buk (Dots) 2 in Polls & Surveys

I think I'm gonna change my name to Janet Funklebean and I'm never getting married so I can keep it forever. What do you think? and I'm gonna be a skewl teacher so I'll be Ms. Funklebean to all the kiddies.

2007-12-21 19:11:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 19:09:34 · 20 answers · asked by **amber** 4 in Polls & Surveys

♥

2007-12-21 19:09:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hello
I've recently heard that some superstitious Chinese prefer their children to be born in the year of the pig more then any other year?
I asked a few people if this is true and they agreed?
One even went so far as to say, that men and woman that were born in the year of the snake would have difficulty in finding love, but year of the pig children would have much better luck and be far more PUREHEARTED,
Is any of this true?

thanks in advance

2007-12-21 19:07:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I'm really only affectionate with certain circles

2007-12-21 19:06:39 · 31 answers · asked by ♪♪ Serabi ♪♪ 5 in Polls & Surveys

education&reference section is just next door to the entertainment&music section?

2007-12-21 19:05:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's a good old 90's classic and I'm sure you will all remember this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80PDPRm1JeM&feature=related

2007-12-21 19:05:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 19:05:07 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 19:04:49 · 10 answers · asked by Kakapupu 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 19:04:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I cant stand it anymore!!!

2007-12-21 19:03:04 · 24 answers · asked by Superfly sister 5 in Polls & Surveys

what would that be?

2007-12-21 19:01:17 · 23 answers · asked by Kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

Or can you?? LOL!!

2007-12-21 19:01:06 · 31 answers · asked by Lori F 6 in Polls & Surveys

me in such a sweet way...

2007-12-21 19:00:19 · 8 answers · asked by impissedoff 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 18:59:41 · 15 answers · asked by Kakapupu 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 18:59:10 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the concept that only body dies n not soul so u can go ahead for a war....even against your dear ones???????

2007-12-21 18:58:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 18:58:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys