No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
They were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--and it's fifty-thousand dollars.
Andy said, "We've got to give it back."
Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knock on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
Sally said, "No."
Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . . "
The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."
2007-12-21 19:17:42 · 29 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha
star award
2007-12-21 19:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!10!
2007-12-21 19:48:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I listen to the debate and not watch the debate I thought McCain did better What I understand, but listening to the tv and reading answers on here, Obama came across better. I do not know that for sure, just repeating what was said The fact the McCain got a campaign add form Obama, McCain won John is right John is right
2016-05-25 22:28:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. 8 out of 10. I have started the day on a bright note with a good laugh, Thank you so much.
2007-12-21 19:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-12-21 19:27:54 · answer #5 · answered by Fiona M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lo0o0o0o0o0o0L
2007-12-21 19:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats exactly the reason oldies are thought to be senile....star!
2007-12-21 19:40:48 · answer #7 · answered by Azmi R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, sounds like me and carpy in a few years, pmsl
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2007-12-22 22:53:36 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-21 21:23:49 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Don't Really Have A Clue
2007-12-21 20:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by minnasota mama 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋