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little Johnny at the match

A teacher was playing a game with her class. She said "I'm holding something behind my back. It's red and you can eat it."

A little boy puts his hand up and says, "Please Miss, is it a tomato?"

"No," replied the teacher, "It's an apple, but it shows you're thinking!"

She continued, "I'm now holding something behind my back. It's yellow and you can eat it."

A little girl puts her hand up and says, "Please Miss, is it a banana?"

"No," replied the teacher, "It's a lemon, but it shows you're thinking!"

Just then, little Johnny at the back, giggling putt's his hand up and says, " 'ere Miss, I got one for ya! I'm holding somefin' under the table. It's straight and 'ard, one inch long and got a round red bit at the end!"

The teacher says, "Johnny, don't be so vulgar!"

Johnny says, "It's a match Miss, but it shows you're thinking!"

2007-12-21 19:14:20 · 13 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

choked on me coffee lol.

2007-12-21 22:32:30 · answer #1 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 1 0

hehehe, guess what i'm holding in my hand, pmsl

star time

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2007-12-23 06:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0 0

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-12-22 05:27:00 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1 0

hehehe

2007-12-22 03:25:38 · answer #4 · answered by ♪♥❀ ~爱Brunette Dudette爱~ ❀ ♥♫ 3 · 1 0

sooooooo funny giggle. """""2

2007-12-22 03:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by Blue eyes 6 · 1 0

ha ha ha
star award

2007-12-22 03:46:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cool

2007-12-22 05:07:42 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1 0

excellent

2007-12-22 03:18:53 · answer #8 · answered by lanyon 3 · 1 0

hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *cough*

2007-12-22 04:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by Maria (uk) 2 · 1 0

hehehe....

2007-12-22 03:52:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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