You might be from Wisconsin if...
- You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
- Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
- Snow tires come standard on all your cars.
- You refer to the Packers as "we".
- At least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm.
- You can make sense out of the words "UPNORT" and "BATREE".
- Your have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.
- You can identify a Michigan accent.
- You know what "cow-tipping" is.
- You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike.
- "Down south" to you means Chicago.
- Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee.
- The "big three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee and PBR.
- A brat is something that you eat.
- You have no problems spelling "Milwaukee".
- You consider Madison "exotic".
- You got a passport to go to Minnesota.
- Your idea of foreign culture is listening to Da Yoopers.
2007-12-20
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