I'm sure Santa won't mind as long as you've been a good girl the rest of the year.
Oh wait... You're fucked then. Sorry!
2007-12-20 05:30:27
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answer #1
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answered by GoCubsGo ™ 4
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Just try elve punting. just wear a steel tip show or you might turn an ankle
2007-12-20 10:29:57
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes! They won't quit bugging me about taking a picture with santa!
2007-12-20 10:28:42
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answered by .:*RAWRRR 2
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beat the hell out of em and lock em in a closet till Xmas, you'll be fine this year as long as there is no evidence...
...i have some rusty box cutters if u need em
2007-12-20 13:31:53
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answered by Anonymous
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You have to get down on your knees though first, so it's a "fair" fight. Distract Santa with some cookies also so he's none the wiser on your rampage. Good luck!
2007-12-20 10:26:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Nah, I'm sure those elves were asking for it.
2007-12-20 10:28:02
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answered by G 3
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Watch out! They are known to run in packs so they will probably team up on you! LOL - Merry Christmas!!
2007-12-20 10:26:31
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answered by Green Eyes 5
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Actually no. Let's take them to my place, tie them up, and have our way with them. Did you see any tiny women elves for me?
2007-12-20 11:29:09
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answered by I'm all yours 4
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if Santa were here , he would Encourage it , i'm sure.
and Also
And especially , the pummelling of the Bell Ringers.
2007-12-20 13:36:30
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answered by Anonymous
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They are used to being abused, no telling what that dirty old man does to them and the reindeer..
2007-12-20 10:36:07
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answered by Anonymous
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