Entertainment & Music - 7 December 2007

If so

What ?

2007-12-07 01:50:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to describe Yahoo Answers, what would it be?

2007-12-07 01:49:48 · 8 answers · asked by Andres O 2 in Polls & Surveys

You were mine.

2007-12-07 01:49:16 · 23 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

He's usually much wittier.

2007-12-07 01:49:12 · 12 answers · asked by SLICK G. 5 in Polls & Surveys

-no need to refer to Wikipedia.

2007-12-07 01:48:57 · 5 answers · asked by Shilo 7 in Horoscopes

and who gives a f*ck anyway
rainbows are stupid they only remind me that my life is sick with decay
and so you are stupid you choose to believe it but i know were all gonna die
well never find it that rainbow connection the sickley the worthless and I.
LOC.

2007-12-07 01:48:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it Jay Leno, Dave Letterman, or your average news anchor when he/she tries to sound funny?

Has anyone ever laughed at anything Jay Leno or Dave Letterman says? Only a laugh track machine can laugh at their lame humor.

2007-12-07 01:47:54 · 11 answers · asked by Tom S 7 in Comedy

If you answer is no or anything other than 27, please don't answer.

2007-12-07 01:47:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know the legal age to go clubbing is 18(aust.) but when did you really go on a weekly basis and actually enjoy it, rather than going for the sake of saying that you go clubbing?

When did you start going clubbing, and actually enjoy it?

2007-12-07 01:45:51 · 10 answers · asked by unbroken_bridge 1 in Polls & Surveys

and wait.....and wait.....

2007-12-07 01:45:42 · 22 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

do you think that its bad for a fifteen year old to have 2 restraing orders out on them already??
(the fifteen year old is kinda me)

they are for assault...i beat the crap out of some girls and now they put restraing orders on me...

is this bad??

2007-12-07 01:44:51 · 8 answers · asked by ►B r i t t a n yL a r a◄ 2 in Polls & Surveys

7. Category: Humor
MsgTitle: Banned from Wal-Mart (Thu 12-06-07 08:12)
MessageText:

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion
in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban
both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed
below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his
"Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcemen! t came o ver the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
And last, but not least ...
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
Regards,
Wal-Mart

2007-12-07 01:44:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-07 01:43:46 · 23 answers · asked by VG! 1 in Polls & Surveys

I had to call in a few weeks ago because my car died, and I am not going to work again today because my car is really dead this time. Ive been working there for 2 years, and Ive probably only missed maybe 5 days this whole year, tops. Would you say i blew it? I said I was going to be late, but my ride still isn't here after an hour and a half.

2007-12-07 01:43:05 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think it's called Todd Sweeney.

2007-12-07 01:42:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

underrated meaning you think it is great but not very recognized..

Mine is ugly betty, i mean it is fully recognized at the emmys and golden globe but this should be at least at the top 5 of highest rating shows..the show is very fun, no dull moment, lively comedy and you can learn something in it. I think this is much better than Desperate Housewives (although i am also a fan of that show too.)

2007-12-07 01:41:47 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back , someone in the other stall keeps answering all my Questions!

2007-12-07 01:40:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm eating one right now and maybe I cant finish em.want some?

2007-12-07 01:40:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 01:40:49 · 28 answers · asked by Dollypants 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 01:40:08 · 19 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh s ** t, it's Global Warming.

Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often.

Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you d ** khead.

Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ****
and turned its wool to nylon.

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her a * s
Now two of his teeth are missing.

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

2007-12-07 01:39:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running round her feet.
He says, "I'm doing research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product? And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge but, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."

2007-12-07 01:39:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-07 01:39:02 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 01:38:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 01:38:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 01:37:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can you close your nose without holding it ? i.e. block it without using your fingers or doing anything other than just...blocking it, so that you can't smell through it, breath through it etc. The same sort of action as swallowing or breathing, that you can't describe - you just DO it.
My whole family can do it as well as a couple of friends (that I know of) and I always thought everyone could until someone looked at me like I was talking craaaazy when I mentioned it somehow.
My boyfriend also thinks I'm loopy, so I said I'd do a survey.
Can most people do it or not?

2007-12-07 01:35:58 · 9 answers · asked by nectarine head 2 in Polls & Surveys

because that is what happened to me!

sorry, if i sound like a "tosser" or whatever.

but I have seriously fallen in love with another user on here, and she just teased me around.....and she sticks with her so called "cheating partner".....which I found out was a lie!

2007-12-07 01:34:43 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

fire
pot
child
smile
injustice

most creative gets BA

2007-12-07 01:34:31 · 31 answers · asked by .sincerious. 6 in Polls & Surveys

We do at my house, but I'll be at school and go, "Well last night at the dinner table...." and somebody always goes, "Wait, you actually talk at your dinner table? We just eat and leave."

2007-12-07 01:34:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys