A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running round her feet.
He says, "I'm doing research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product? And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge but, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
2007-12-07 01:39:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha!!! (I'll try that..)
2007-12-07 20:43:16 · answer #1 · answered by WelshDragon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.
2007-12-07 01:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by Disco_Lem0naid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great. First to make me laugh all day.
2007-12-07 01:42:58 · answer #3 · answered by chevdud97 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one very much
2007-12-07 01:41:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! Another star for you!
2007-12-07 02:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by Brewspy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... a little funny a 6 at best.
2007-12-07 01:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i only have 1 testicle so i guess i must have met this chinese man already lmao
2016-04-07 23:36:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Great....you get a star, my friend =)
2007-12-07 01:44:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny and unexpected.
2007-12-07 01:42:03 · answer #9 · answered by besos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That rocks !
2007-12-07 01:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
amusing
2007-12-07 01:42:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋