Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh s ** t, it's Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often.
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you d ** khead.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ****
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her a * s
Now two of his teeth are missing.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
2007-12-07 01:39:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..it made me laugh..very innovative. fantastic!
2007-12-07 02:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by lilliza 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's nice to know that at least Humpty Dumpty finally got something out of it.
2007-12-07 01:48:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
um r u going out or r u just a friend, if u r just a friend u should just cool down! she is just having fun and trying to make her jealous will just make u miserable and u will look stupid. it also aint fair on the person u would have a fling with. leave her 2 come 2 her senses about clubbing and wateva. move on if she is really letting u down but if u really like her let her see u generally having fun and meeting new people and being interesting instead of moping around waiting for her to snap her fingers she will b more interested if u r slightly out of reach and not obsessin ova her..... sort yourself out and go have fun!
2016-05-22 00:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by nydia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG That was so funny Lol I memorized these like one at a time and went up to a random person and said one. I think they thought I was on crack or something O.o
2007-12-07 01:51:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good
star 4 u
2007-12-07 07:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well funny,Thank you for sharing,Have a star you deserve it.
2007-12-07 01:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he he just come in from shopping that cheered me up
2007-12-07 02:50:05 · answer #7 · answered by beajay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ok but you dont have anything else to do beside rewrite something that went down in history
2007-12-07 01:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by lala w 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I liked it!
2007-12-07 01:45:01 · answer #9 · answered by squidge 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
some good ones there well done
2007-12-07 06:35:16 · answer #10 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋