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2007-12-07 01:37:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

come here i will tickle your belly button from the in***e xxx lol guess it

2007-12-08 14:38:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Looking at your picture, I would say that you have very beautiful hair. I wish I did! You should know that you are a beautiful and unique person who is loved by many people. We all get lonely now and again and we all get bummed out! Think of it this way, You can still type and think because you typed out your question. Today may seem like the worst and longest day, but tomorrow will be a new day with new possibilities. Good luck and GOD bless you! SMILE, frowning will give you wrinkles!

2016-05-22 00:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by nydia 3 · 0 0

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!

2007-12-07 07:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by cherrybomb 4 · 1 0

go to pink flowers page on multiply, Monty python Christmas song you'll be cock a hoop after. No need to thank me the pleasure's all mine, cheer up princess

2007-12-07 12:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My very presence should humble you and cheer you up. I , COMMANDER DAGGER,took a break from bunny training to come here for you.
Here, I've caught a bit of pepzi bandit in this bottle....hope you like your pepsi warm...lol

2007-12-07 08:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1 0

im sorry you are bummed today maybe this will cheer you up. this is of me and my family.

2007-12-07 01:45:37 · answer #6 · answered by laylajai74 5 · 0 0

I'm in the same boat as you I've got a cold and the flu so no one get near me.

2007-12-07 02:05:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i get dressed up in a santa costume. i'll have to be careful since i have been accident prone lately. then you can let me know what you want for christmas

2007-12-07 02:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

sorry hun, wish i could, i'm full of cold, sneezing, coughing ans spluttering all over the place, and now i've given it to carpy

star time

xxxxxxxxxxxx

2007-12-07 04:06:06 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2 0

Hello princess...hope you are smiling today...have a great day sweetie..hugs..xxx

2007-12-07 22:58:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

happy happy joy joy
santa's on his way to bring you a toy
get in the spirit
cause we are near it.......
merry christmas!

2007-12-07 01:44:38 · answer #11 · answered by americangurl_28 5 · 0 0

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