Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2007

I ate fish and chips

2007-11-22 13:54:23 · 25 answers · asked by Janina 1 in Polls & Surveys

I am crushed
and stuffed

2007-11-22 13:54:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:53:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:53:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:52:55 · 2 answers · asked by bluesummers76 6 in Rock and Pop

2007-11-22 13:52:02 · 65 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny just didn't get math
His parents tried tutoring, home-school, private school. EVERYTHING!!!
So they decided to send him to a catholic school. (no offense)
The first day Johnny came home, he went straight to his room, and hit the books.
This went on for the rest of the month.
When Johnny came home with his report card, he laid it nicely on the counter, and went up to his room to study.
His mother looked at his report card, and to her surprise, Johnny got an A+ in math.
Her curiosity was high, and she went to his room and asked,
'Johnny, why do you have such a change in math? Was it the school?'
'no.'
'The nuns?'
'no.'
'Well, was it the other kids, the teachers, the atmosphere? What is it?!'
Johnny put down his book and said,
'Well, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around.'

2007-11-22 13:50:01 · 9 answers · asked by the soccer guy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and points out every building of interest. At the end of the tour, the Colonel says, "What about that little stable over there? What's that for?"

"Well," says the clerk, and looks at the ground in embarassment, "you may have noticed there aren't any women on the base. You see, we keep a camel in that there stable, so that when the men get their urges they can --"

The Colonel holds up his hand, shakes his head and cuts off the clerk midsentence. "PLEASE! Say no more. I get the point."

Well, as you can imagine, after a few weeks on the base the Colonel too felt the need for a woman, and so he found himself at the clerk's desk one Saturday afternoon. "Tell me," the Colonel said in a whisper, looking over his shoulder to be sure no one else could hear, "is the camel free this afternoon?"

The clerk checks his appointment book and nods in the affirmative. "How about I schedule you in for 2:00?"

The Colonel nods and walks away. At 2:00 he makes his way to the stable, walks in, and gently closes the door behind him. He finds a small stepping stool nearby, moves it behind the camel, and climbs onto it. Then he lowers his trousers, and begins, well, making love to the camel.

Just as he's nearing his peak, the door opens suddenly and the Colonel spins around in shock and embarrassment to see the clerk standing there with a big grin on his face. As the Colonel begins to yell for him to leave, the clerk interrupts him with a quizzical look on his face.

"Begging your pardon, sir, but wouldn't it have been simpler for you to just ride the camel into town to find a woman, like the other men do?"

2007-11-22 13:49:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

pumpkin pie here

2007-11-22 13:48:46 · 30 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:47:50 · 13 answers · asked by Kentucky Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

whats up with that??

2007-11-22 13:47:22 · 20 answers · asked by spindymindi 3 in Soap Operas

that only African-Americans are able to shop one day a year?

Does it mean that the cashiers have to be African-American also?

2007-11-22 13:46:35 · 20 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Polls & Surveys

It's not snowing here, but we got the very first flurry today.

2007-11-22 13:45:01 · 51 answers · asked by Goddess Princess Minky 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:44:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wake up at 5am

2007-11-22 13:44:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am sure I gained at least 5 pounds. The stuffing was soooo good.

2007-11-22 13:44:14 · 56 answers · asked by 2fine4u 6 in Polls & Surveys

Yup.
I went to the bathroom, pulled down my pants,


AND peed after 36 hours.
What's the longest you've held your urine?

2007-11-22 13:42:01 · 39 answers · asked by meh 2 in Polls & Surveys

Its about a guy that meets a girl and he falls head over heels. But, unfortunately doesnt no the name of her. He looks every were 4 her. (I think it takes place in the city). The movie was made between the time of 1999-2007. Help!!!

2007-11-22 13:40:41 · 5 answers · asked by Manda 2 in Movies

in not properly stowed could sink a ship in a storm? 10 point to whom ever gets it corret.

2007-11-22 13:40:30 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:40:09 · 73 answers · asked by A Miracle In Your Veins<3 5 in Polls & Surveys

For me it is Greeley Estates. They weren't full of themselves and they loved hanging out with their fans.

2007-11-22 13:39:13 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-11-22 13:37:08 · 28 answers · asked by Nicole 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:35:20 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard it last Saturday morning 11/17/07 on the Today Show and missed who they said sang it. It was a man, likely black by the sound of the voice.

There's something about you, that I never knew, why didn't I see your smile before, there's something about you, that's leaving me breathless... leading me on.

2007-11-22 13:35:11 · 3 answers · asked by Marlene A 1 in Jazz

For me it was playing with my cousins!

2007-11-22 13:33:42 · 5 answers · asked by Ohio Gal Rocks! 6 in Polls & Surveys

who else here does?

2007-11-22 13:29:48 · 36 answers · asked by sincerely,beautiful 4 in Polls & Surveys

i do. i'll just be talking like, "Hey, Kayla! do you know what i........" then i'll just stop cause i cant remember!


happy thanksgiving!<3
(:

2007-11-22 13:28:38 · 65 answers · asked by A Miracle In Your Veins<3 5 in Polls & Surveys

that they make an @$$ out of you and me?

2007-11-22 13:28:28 · 18 answers · asked by ♪♪ Serabi ♪♪ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I like looking into the stars more

2007-11-22 13:27:51 · 23 answers · asked by Far Beyond Driven 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do you wonder what's up with them?

2007-11-22 13:26:44 · 18 answers · asked by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 in Polls & Surveys