Little Johnny just didn't get math
His parents tried tutoring, home-school, private school. EVERYTHING!!!
So they decided to send him to a catholic school. (no offense)
The first day Johnny came home, he went straight to his room, and hit the books.
This went on for the rest of the month.
When Johnny came home with his report card, he laid it nicely on the counter, and went up to his room to study.
His mother looked at his report card, and to her surprise, Johnny got an A+ in math.
Her curiosity was high, and she went to his room and asked,
'Johnny, why do you have such a change in math? Was it the school?'
'no.'
'The nuns?'
'no.'
'Well, was it the other kids, the teachers, the atmosphere? What is it?!'
Johnny put down his book and said,
'Well, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around.'
2007-11-22 13:50:01 · 9 answers · asked by the soccer guy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best of the Johnny jokes yet totally awesome!
2007-11-22 13:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That's one of the funniest Little Johnny jokes ever!
2007-11-22 22:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thanks for the post!
XD
Has anyone heard this one?
Little Johnny was at school one day when his teacher stood up and announced something to his class.
"If anyone thinks their stupid, stand up."
After a few moments of silence Little Johnny stands up.
"Johnny, do you think your stupid?" asks the teacher.
"No Miss, I didn't want to leave you standing alone!"
LOL, thought I'd share it with you all!
2007-11-22 22:26:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow ... what an analogy ...
and johnny still has to find the guy nailed on the minus sign ...
that would make little johnny a math genius ... would it?!?
2007-11-22 22:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I go to an all girls catholic school and my friend told me that, we just rolled around laughing:) LOL i still like it:)
2007-11-22 22:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..thats funny
2007-11-23 00:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by melissa_c15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2007-11-22 21:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by younggramma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny!! LMAO!
2007-11-22 21:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by lalala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-11-22 22:14:20 · answer #9 · answered by bgirl-illest 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋