Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2007

does that make me a horse whisperer? am i the next dr. doolittle?

2007-11-22 13:26:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:26:13 · 20 answers · asked by ditdit 6 in Polls & Surveys

I KNOW THIS IS LONG BUT PLEASE TRY IT

Multiple Choice:

1. You log-on to:
A) Check your stock portfolio.
B) Meet new people and hang out.
C) Deny the punt beast his glory.

2. This week you spent:
A) 2-10 hours online.
B) Gee, probably about 20 hours online if you include flash sessions.
C) What day is it? (Give yourself “C” point credits if you’ve been on line since last week)

3. “Hell” can be best defined as:
A) A fiery dimension of eternal torture and penance.
B) Waiting in line at the DMV.
C) “The system is temporarily unavailable. Please try again in 15 minutes.”

4a. You experience the greatest amount of stress when:
A) You are caught in rush hour traffic.
B) You realize you don’t have enough money to pay your bills.
C) You receive 17 IM’s while in the middle of a riveting chat in a crowded room.

4b. Extra Credit: The answer to 4a is not “B” because:
A) You have money you can pull out of savings in an emergency.
B) Revolving debt is the American way of life.
C) You’ve gotten completely used to not being able to pay all your bills ever since you got your first AOL statement.

5. Your favorite television show is:
A) Melrose Place.
B) Star Trek and/or Hercules/Xena.
C) Television? You mean that monitor over there in the corner?

6. The best place to go on a date is:
A) A quiet, remote little bed and breakfast.
B) The living room couch to cuddle in front of a video.
C) PR Hot Sexx. (Give yourself “C” points credit if you can’t remember because your primary Screen Name is married)

7. The first things you look for when considering a new living space are:
A) Location and structural integrity.
B) A lock on the front door and a month to month lease.
C) Outlets and phone points.

8. Dinner last night consisted of:
A) A spinach and tofu lasagna you baked yourself.
B) A something-or-other burger from, you know, what’s it called? That place.
C) You have no idea, but you immediately start looking at the crumbs around your key board for clues. (Give yourself “C” points credit if you don’t eat dinner).

9. “DM” stands for:
A) Demilitarized.
B) Dungeon Master.
C) Damn mouse!

10. The most important thing to look for in a bar is:
A) A liquor license.
B) Free snacks.
C) A phone point for the laptop you carry with you wherever you go.

11. The first thing you really want to know about somebody you are considering dating is:
A) “Do you have a job?”
B) “Do you have your own computer?”
C) “Do you have an AOL Screen Name?”

12. The second most important factor in choosing a mate would be:
A) They come from a good family.
B) They’re exciting enough to get you away from the computer.
C) Compatible on-line hours.

13. The first thing you do when you meet someone is:
A) Smile and say hello.
B) Mumble something and look at the floor and hope they go away.
C) Look up their member profile. (Give yourself “C” point credits if you never meet anyone because your hand is permanently glued to the mouse)

14. The most frequently left message on your answering machine is something like:
A) “We had so much fun Saturday night! Thanks again for coming over.”
B) “Wow. I got through the busy signal. You’re actually off the modem?”
C) “I know you’re there! Why aren’t you picking up? Hello? Oh, hell! You got a dedicated line, didn’t you?” (Give yourself “C” point credits if you’ve unplugged your phone so that the damn thing will stop interrupting your chats).

15. Your best friend is:
A) Someone you met at work.
B) Someone you’ve been AOL penpals with since fifth grade.
C) Some stranger whose name you don’t know, who probably lives several states away.

16. You check your email:
A) A couple of times a week.
B) Pretty much first thing when you get home.
C) The minute it comes in, unless you’re in the middle of a really intense chat.

17. The most time you’ve ever spent on-line in one sitting is:
A) Two or three hours.
B) Gosh, probably like, six hours once or twice.
C) You are still blinking at the above question waiting for the “you have been on-line for 38,647 minutes scroll to pop up so that you can calculate.

18. “Logs” are for:
A) Fire places.
B) Saving special chats.
C) Sending to TOSmail because the snert interrupted a very sensitive chat.

19) Your first response to “Nothing beats a great pair of Legs,” is
A) Those idiot advertisers!
B) Except a great pair of butt cheeks.
C) Who needs legs? As long as I have my comfy ‘puter chair…

20) You don’t swear because:
A) It isn’t nice.
B) It’s more fun and challenging to think up creative alternatives.
C) TOS. (Give yourself “C” points credit if you do swear because you’ve ceased fearing TOS).

21) You notice your house is on fire. Your first response is:
A) “Let’s get everybody out safely!”
B) “BRB”
C) “Oh man, there must be some way to get the computer out of here!”

22) You are lost without your:
A) Organizer.
B) Program Manager.
C) Buddy list.

23) The first thing you do when you receive good news is:
A) Call your family.
B) Question it relentlessly.
C) Send it to your e-mail buddies.

24) This quiz was probably created because:
A) The author has a noble interest in psychiatric advances.
B) Some jerk was bored.
C) AOL was down for a few hours.

~~Scoring~~

Tally up your answers, giving yourself one point for every “A” answer, two points for every “B” answer, and three points for every “C” answer. Subtract five points for any acronym you don’t understand.

0-25 Chill out newbie, you’re fine.

26-51 No one can accuse you of being computer illiterate, but if anyone tells you you’re spending too much time on-line, tell them I said, “Not even close.”

52-65 UNPLUG THE COMPUTER NOW. THERE’S THE BAREST SLIVER OF HOPE!!!!

2007-11-22 13:24:44 · 12 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Jokes & Riddles

...to keep children that you're babysittung in the cabinet? They're just so darn NOISY!

2007-11-22 13:24:11 · 9 answers · asked by Meany 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:22:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If I could live my life in sweats I probably would...it sucks theyre usually not acceptable at work. lol

Usually though I wear jeans or 3/4 length skirts.

What about you?

2007-11-22 13:22:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:22:11 · 6 answers · asked by Amber N 2 in Movies

looking at it, also how do i tell what is the key signature of a piano music sheet is by looking at it, i know the far left shows u the number of flat and sharp but for example b harmonic minor scale and b melodic minor scale holds the same number of sharp (2) on the same two letter c and f, how can i tell then if the music piece is harmonic b or melodic b. also if there is no sharp or flat, how can i tell if it's an A natural minor scale or a m major scale cuz both of those have no sharp or flat, and also how do i look at a chord and know which scale or key signature the chord is in

2007-11-22 13:22:00 · 3 answers · asked by LilCheeZyEyeZ A 1 in Classical

I LOVE THEM!!!

Where would you like to go if you could take a trip right now ♥

2007-11-22 13:21:58 · 20 answers · asked by Mrs. Heartbreak kid 3 in Polls & Surveys

It drives me insane. That's not even her real name. Meg White is a MUCH better female music related role-model. I mean, i don't hate her as a person, but she annoys me. Good God, I hope all these fans don't come defending her.

2007-11-22 13:21:55 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Celebrities

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive,"



Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own



Handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.



Bush opened the Letter and it contained a single line of Coded message:



370H-SSV-0773H



Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice.



Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.



No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.



Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help.



Within a minute ASIO emailed the White House with this reply:



"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

2007-11-22 13:21:53 · 21 answers · asked by metrik 2 in Jokes & Riddles

First person to guess the band and name of the song gets 10 points!

Now, Name that tune!:

Dead beat six feet dead underground, an eye for an eye only leaves us all blind going once, twice, there goes your life!

Good luck.

2007-11-22 13:21:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:21:29 · 33 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:20:32 · 8 answers · asked by TheyWhoAreTooStupid 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:20:16 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:20:14 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Rocky Horror Picture Show, and my favorite part is when Tim Curry sings Sweet Transvestite!

2007-11-22 13:19:25 · 5 answers · asked by kewpie003 4 in Movies

2007-11-22 13:19:03 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

? ;o)

2007-11-22 13:17:46 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

fight today LOL =D

2007-11-22 13:17:45 · 15 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

Out of Thanksgiving and Christmas, which is your favorite holiday?

2007-11-22 13:17:35 · 17 answers · asked by Hoping he will bless me with #1 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you all ways look forward to eating at Thanksgiving?

Mine is th Corn Casserole.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-11-22 13:17:11 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:16:44 · 8 answers · asked by TheyWhoAreTooStupid 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 13:16:15 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i make alot of movies but im changen my company's name?
any ideas yo?

2007-11-22 13:15:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

if a lap top- do you ever take it into the bathroom with you?

2007-11-22 13:14:19 · 7 answers · asked by ditdit 6 in Polls & Surveys

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols.

This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly.

"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet like this." was the shop owner's reply. Chet began to sing "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..."

The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with "Silent Night, Holy Night..."

The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?"

2007-11-22 13:12:57 · 28 answers · asked by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

before u clicked on this question

2007-11-22 13:12:31 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love: Rugrats the Movie, Rugrats in Paris, The Emperors New Groove, Finding Nemo, and Peter Pan =]

2007-11-22 13:11:29 · 56 answers · asked by pink_latina 3 in Polls & Surveys

spider had her/his Q & A's private. who do you think reported spider?

2007-11-22 13:10:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys