Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2007

2007-11-20 14:21:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 14:21:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 14:21:00 · 82 answers · asked by *Casey * 6 in Polls & Surveys

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Starworthy???

2007-11-20 14:20:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-20 14:20:01 · 1 answers · asked by Joseph H 1 in Celebrities

you popped in your mouth so far?

2007-11-20 14:20:00 · 21 answers · asked by Viviana 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 14:19:21 · 18 answers · asked by Liz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 14:18:38 · 46 answers · asked by iDance 3 in Celebrities

Thanksgiving day?

I think its a shame that certain places are open on Thanksgiving Day!

I have to work :(

<3 Thanx for answering everyone <3

2007-11-20 14:18:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My sweety found a pic of me when I was 17, looks at me and says "you're old". Should I slap him into next year?

2007-11-20 14:17:43 · 3 answers · asked by dark bubble 7 in Polls & Surveys

will you tell me what your name is, but spell it backwards?

mine is alyak

2007-11-20 14:15:50 · 40 answers · asked by ☼ kayla ☼ 5 in Polls & Surveys

all jacked up?

=)

I'm all jacked up, all jacked up
Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much.
One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you’re all jacked up.............

2007-11-20 14:15:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I always forget that Erik's deli puts alpha sprouts on everything, they taste like there's dirt in my sandwich?

2007-11-20 14:14:50 · 20 answers · asked by Red Phantom 5 in Polls & Surveys

Pls star if worthy... Thanx.

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon
With her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her
That he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a
check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
However, on the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that
The whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a
check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

Dear Madam:

Enclosed please find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am
not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was
under the impression that:

1 - it had never been occupied

2 - there was plenty of heat, and

3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for
$250 with the following note:

Dear Sir: First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is
plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the
apartment is indeed of regular size. But if you don't have enough furniture
to fill it, please do not blame the management. Please send the rent in
full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady."

2007-11-20 14:14:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-20 14:14:15 · 13 answers · asked by vajo 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 14:13:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I live in the middle of nowhere 26 miles from my school. All of my friends live in the town where my school is, about 3 miles apart from each other. It's not a huge town, like 3,000 people, but I wish I could live there. I hate the location of my house, the only things within a 10 mile radius are my grandparent's house and a resort. Where do you live and do you like it?

2007-11-20 14:13:44 · 23 answers · asked by Katrocious 5 in Polls & Surveys

It makes me happy and excited like i can't wait to use them..and when i do, i feel like i've accomplished something!
like i've added some valuable input to my simple mind =D

2007-11-20 14:13:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.flickr.com/photos/somerslea/301257768/

2007-11-20 14:13:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

have you ever had them with chicken?

2007-11-20 14:13:07 · 15 answers · asked by Red Phantom 5 in Polls & Surveys

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat!

2007-11-20 14:12:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-20 14:11:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just curious to see which one you guys like more
2 different and yet the same versions


1. here's the first:

Early, eager, excited snowflake
Released, free from your frosted fortress
A droplet of fresh, cool water frozen in time
No past, no future, one goal in mind
Sparkling,
Twirling,
Dancing down, down
To your goal, you doom
As greedy Green Earth greets you warmly

2. here's the second:

Early snowflake, released from the top

A droplet of fresh, cool water, frozen in time, with one goal on your mind

Sparkiling, twirling, dancing through the air

Down, down, closer

Graceful and Kind on your own

Icy and cruel with your kin, like a child caving into peer pressure

Reaching Green Earth

Only to sink deep into its skin, atmosphere, sky

And start all over again

2007-11-20 14:11:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 14:11:04 · 74 answers · asked by Liz 6 in Polls & Surveys

I know Willie Nelson had the tax problem and I believe that is all cleared now, but how rich do you think he is now, after that?

Thanks!

2007-11-20 14:10:10 · 4 answers · asked by Joe C 2 in Country

What is it?

2007-11-20 14:09:27 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 14:08:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 14:07:00 · 21 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 14:06:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've heard that Paganini's Caprice no. 24 is a difficult piece for the violin. Are there any other pieces that are difficult for the violin?

2007-11-20 14:05:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical