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A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon
With her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her
That he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a
check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
However, on the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that
The whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a
check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed please find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am
not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was
under the impression that:
1 - it had never been occupied
2 - there was plenty of heat, and
3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for
$250 with the following note:
Dear Sir: First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is
plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the
apartment is indeed of regular size. But if you don't have enough furniture
to fill it, please do not blame the management. Please send the rent in
full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady."
2007-11-20 14:14:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that's funny! 2 thumbs up lol
2007-11-20 14:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by mratoza2z 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea! Funny! 100!
2007-11-20 14:26:02 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh now that's the funniest I've heard all night very funny
2016-04-05 01:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah!
2007-11-20 14:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is really funny!!!
my mouth fell open and i haven't laffed all day!!
2007-11-20 14:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's funny but sry heard it b4
2007-11-20 14:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by stupid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah ur jokes are amazing keep them coming!!
2007-11-20 15:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by N4Y4 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... thats funny... lol.. i lvoe it...lol.... ima be laughin all nite.
2007-11-20 14:36:13 · answer #8 · answered by ♥KayRa♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hell yeah!!! that was great. very very funny.
2007-11-20 18:35:27 · answer #9 · answered by { Me } 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny
2007-11-20 14:35:14 · answer #10 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋