Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2007

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mile per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says," Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
"Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."

2007-11-18 10:53:05 · 12 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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How cand I get rid of a very ANNOYING relative?

Whose mouth WON'T shut?

2007-11-18 10:53:00 · 8 answers · asked by Babe 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Since it is the holidays do you think it is ok...?

to give my brain a much needed vacation? Just check out for a bit and stare at the wall?

2007-11-18 10:51:47 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think the 1st amendment should be vetoed?

Because free speech is causing more violence

2007-11-18 10:51:46 · 24 answers · asked by Ashlee G 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you feel uncomfortable in this situation?

Okay, so I've been friends with this girl for a long time, and I'm seriously getting kind of creeped out by her. I'm starting to think that she has a crush on me, which is not good because I'm NOT interested in having that type of relationship with her AT ALL. She likes to touch me a lot, like ALL of the time she wants to hug me, even when I don't want it. It happens at random times, she'll say, "Katia, you need a hug, let me hug you" at first I thought it was sweet but now it's getting weird. She also invited me for a sleepover. I didn't want to go, because I was scared that she'd... do something to me. And she did. We were sleeping in the same bed and she kept coming closer to me and hugging me, which made me feel extremely uncomfortable. I confronted her the next day about it, and she said she had no idea what I was talking about. She looked a bit embarrassed.
So my question is, am I acting uncomfortable for no reason? WHAT should I do? I feel so weird around her.

2007-11-18 10:51:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you watch any ABC Soap Operas?

If yes, how long have you been watching?

2007-11-18 10:51:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

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what have you been doing?

while Y!A has been orf?

2007-11-18 10:50:59 · 10 answers · asked by Babe 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever felt you had a certain 'Place' in the world?

Ever feel like there is something you are HERE to do.
Here on earth, living.
Not here on Y/A, lol.

I've always felt, for as long as I can remember, that something is waiting for me in Paris.

My dream is just to go and stand on top of the Eiffle Tower.
Like something is waiting for me there.

Anyone?

2007-11-18 10:50:14 · 3 answers · asked by ♥L4tM♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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