Entertainment & Music - 16 November 2007

A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told he that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager In front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?”

She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"

Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!"

2007-11-16 01:10:41 · 16 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-16 01:10:09 · 4 answers · asked by General Leon Pleasant 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know any name?

2007-11-16 01:10:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

It's 3:00 A.M. and Goldie wakes up to see her husband pacing the floor. "Morris, why can't you sleep?" she asks him.

"You know our next door neighbor, Sam. I borrowed $1000 from him, and it's due tomorrow morning and I don't have the money.

I don't know what I'm going to do." Morris replies.

Goldie gets out of bed and opens the window. "Sam!" she shouts, and several times more, "Sam! Sam!" Finally a very groggy Sam opens the window opposite her and yells back, "What, what is it? It's 3 AM, what do you want?"

Goldie says, "You know the $1000 my husband owes you? He doesn't have it."

She then slams the window shut and turns to Morris and says, "Now you go to sleep and let Sam pace the floor."

2007-11-16 01:09:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If your pet could talk, what do you think it would say to you? What kind of animal is it?

2007-11-16 01:09:35 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 01:09:29 · 7 answers · asked by General Leon Pleasant 6 in Polls & Surveys

I would love it if you read this piece and gave me comments about it
Here is the link to the short piece of writing:
http://meanderingtrevor.blogspot.com/2007/08/this-is-love-kiddo.html

2007-11-16 01:08:51 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 01:08:39 · 9 answers · asked by General Leon Pleasant 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 01:07:58 · 3 answers · asked by General Leon Pleasant 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 01:07:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can cook very well. I keep a nice house. I have a decent job. I take care of myself and I dress well and I smell really good. Do you think that because of my nose men just aren't attracted?

2007-11-16 01:07:41 · 7 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 01:06:28 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 01:05:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i know i do

2007-11-16 01:04:19 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love Erik Satie and listen to his Gymnopedies all the time and I'm looking for tips on any other CDs I could buy with similar mellow tunes by other composers. Perfect for a rainy day!

2007-11-16 01:03:39 · 8 answers · asked by anyothername 1 in Classical

To my friends,and to other users who know me around here....what do you think about me???.....am i a good or a bad yahoo user??...did i ever post anything immoral or indecent???did i offend anyone on answers??........

i will ask again ...is it time for me to leave??

please be serious about it!



~thank you and peace~

RoChEr

2007-11-16 01:03:23 · 22 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hurt this morning?

I've been feeling old the last few days, lol.

2007-11-16 01:02:37 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

nasty email, IM's, answers to your questions. pressuming they know about every aspect in your life. Maybe I should go hide in the corner because of the oh, so horrible person that I am=(

2007-11-16 01:02:25 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 01:02:01 · 20 answers · asked by mirrorbee 6 in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parents room. When he looked in, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his dad, "Hey Dad, what are you doing?"

The dad answered, "Playing Cards".

Little Johnny asked, "Whose your partner?"

The dad answered, "Your mom".

Little Johnny then passed by his older sister's room. Again, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his sister, "Hey Sis, what are you doing?"

The sister answered, "Playing Cards."

Little Johnny asked, "Whose your partner?"

She answered, "My boyfriend."

A little later, the Dad got up and went to the bathroom (naturally).

As he passed Little Johnny's room, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his son, "What are you doing?"

Little Johnny answered, "Playing Cards."

The Dad asked, "Really? Whose your partner?"

Little Johnny answered,... "You don't need a partner if you have a good hand!"

2007-11-16 01:01:38 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

did you do other things besides dance

2007-11-16 01:01:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 01:00:46 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's cold, windy, and gray here!

2007-11-16 01:00:15 · 29 answers · asked by Movinonup 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 01:00:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wasn't very familiar with this organization, so I did some Google research on the Interweb. From what I gather the members of PETA are criminally-minded, public disturbers of the peace. They seem to worship celebrities and place them in pornographic advertisements to promote their propaganda. Is this some sort of cult geared toward the simple-minded? Nudity and Hollywood celebrities are interests of the common folk, and I will not have my child pandering to idiots.

I tried to take her to KFC to discuss my feelings on her new interests, but as soon as we pulled into the parking lot she opened the cardoor and did a tuck and roll into the ditch... can you imagine?!

What can I do to break the spell of these evil-doers and get my daughter to eat sausage and eggs for breakfast like a normal American?

2007-11-16 01:00:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 01:00:01 · 29 answers · asked by Bea 3 in Polls & Surveys

I sure am.

2007-11-16 00:59:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He's acting like butter wouldn't melt and sucking up to people - I can see it all in his behaviour, face and actions.

2007-11-16 00:59:34 · 4 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Reality Television

2007-11-16 00:59:31 · 9 answers · asked by Mag 7 in Polls & Surveys

36 B ... Sorry to dissapoint.

2007-11-16 00:58:26 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys