A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told he that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager In front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?”
She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says,
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!"
2007-11-16 01:10:41 · 16 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, that made me laugh
i thought that was funny,
thank you, i needed that!!
2007-11-16 01:15:42 · answer #1 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Without a receipt, pretty much any place you go will at the most give you store credit on a gift card, if anything at all. I used to work at Wal-Mart, and I have worked in other retail stores as well. The issue is the fact, that while the situation you are in is true, they have no idea if you stole that item, and are now trying to return to get money for nothing. The fact that it isn't opened will help out a lot, because no place that sells software can take it back if it is opened, because you could have copied it on a cd, and then taken it back. It's possible if you throw a big enough fit, they will give you cash back. That is pretty much all you have to do. I saw it happen time and time again when I worked there. They would take items back all the time that they shouldn't have.
2016-05-23 09:36:14 · answer #2 · answered by harriet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 01:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scary!
2007-11-16 01:21:32 · answer #4 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This made me laugh so hard I started to cough. I loved it.
2007-11-16 01:17:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a bad joke.
2007-11-16 01:21:33 · answer #6 · answered by angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-11-16 01:52:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny, but it was really nasty too!
2007-11-16 02:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by dvnlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok
kindda funny
2007-11-16 01:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Crazy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite good for you jim
2007-11-16 01:44:22 · answer #10 · answered by roger69 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋