I wasn't very familiar with this organization, so I did some Google research on the Interweb. From what I gather the members of PETA are criminally-minded, public disturbers of the peace. They seem to worship celebrities and place them in pornographic advertisements to promote their propaganda. Is this some sort of cult geared toward the simple-minded? Nudity and Hollywood celebrities are interests of the common folk, and I will not have my child pandering to idiots.
I tried to take her to KFC to discuss my feelings on her new interests, but as soon as we pulled into the parking lot she opened the cardoor and did a tuck and roll into the ditch... can you imagine?!
What can I do to break the spell of these evil-doers and get my daughter to eat sausage and eggs for breakfast like a normal American?
2007-11-16 01:00:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
K-MAC ran into problems with this group during my Naked Accordion concert series, when they accused me of wearing animal fur underwear on stage. I had some difficulty convincing them that it was in fact 100% K-MAC. These days I opt for a blue rinse and mullet down there to avoid confusion.
2007-11-16 01:18:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
If what you are getting at (with this quite hilarious and far fetched story) is that your daughter is no longer eating animal products at the moment... then I tell you, don't worry about it. It's just a phase. If you are concerned about her health, look into some multivitamins (make sure you read instructions, some ask you only give half a tablet). Get her protien in as peanut butter! Give it to her as a veggie/fruit dip. Make her a peanut butter milk shake! Other things high in protien are dairy (yogurt, cottage cheese, etc.), seeds, nuts and legumes. Keep offering her small portions of meats on the side. Eventually she'll come around! Best of luck!
2016-05-23 09:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do what i did when my 3 year old told me he was joing the WPT ( world poker tour) I beat him with a strap and locked him in the closet until he saw the evil of his ways. This will work GREAT in your case. I guarantee if u do not feed her for three days she'll eat RAW kfc......much less any other meat u give her.
2007-11-16 06:42:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know there are a lot of things I could say, logical arguments I could present.
But from what you've said, it's obvious that you would have trouble grasping even the most simple of them, so I won't insult you by trying.
2007-11-16 01:07:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'd make her wear your animal tested mascara ,until she starts seeing straight again.
Peta ppl are bullying assfucks, that would get a LOT more sympathy for their Animal Friends, if they didn't try to guilty us into donating to them ,with their morbid gross pictures.
Stop photographing that sorry little mutt and go give him a Snausage , for Petey's Sake.
2007-11-16 01:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Explain to her that PETA is trying to bring lawsuits against Santa and have his house at the north pole foreclosed.
Also explain that they have a lawsuit against the Easter Bunny and Sesame Streetas well.
2007-11-16 01:05:33 · answer #6 · answered by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
how can your 2 year old daughter join anything? she is just a baby. you are the mother here and it is up to you to bring her up right. get her out of that organization.its crazy for you to
let her do what ever she wants.
2007-11-16 01:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by morningstar6707 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone that doesn't love KFC, doesn't love you. You might just need to let her go and hope that your son turns out to be an outstanding American.
2007-11-16 01:22:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
send her to live with Dingle. Let the veggie loving hippies live together.
2007-11-16 03:25:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like I always say: Punch her in the throat.
2007-11-16 01:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋