Paul arrives late for work one morning, looking haggard.
'What on earth happened to you?' his boss says, 'You're late, and you look exhausted!'
'I'm really sorry, but I didn't get any sleep at all last night', Paul tells him.
'Why not?' his boss asks.
'Well' Paul explains, 'you know how I live over by the railway tracks?'
'Yes'
'On my way home from work last night I found a girl tied to to the tracks. I untied her and took her home, where I spent all night making passionate love to her. It was the best night's sex I've ever had! Well, almost the best...'
'Wow, brilliant!' exclaims Paul's boss. 'But why wasn't it the best?'
'I couldn't get her to give me a bl0wj0b', says Paul.
'Why not?', the boss asks.
'I couldn't find the head'
2007-11-15
08:16:08
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