Paul arrives late for work one morning, looking haggard.
'What on earth happened to you?' his boss says, 'You're late, and you look exhausted!'
'I'm really sorry, but I didn't get any sleep at all last night', Paul tells him.
'Why not?' his boss asks.
'Well' Paul explains, 'you know how I live over by the railway tracks?'
'Yes'
'On my way home from work last night I found a girl tied to to the tracks. I untied her and took her home, where I spent all night making passionate love to her. It was the best night's sex I've ever had! Well, almost the best...'
'Wow, brilliant!' exclaims Paul's boss. 'But why wasn't it the best?'
'I couldn't get her to give me a bl0wj0b', says Paul.
'Why not?', the boss asks.
'I couldn't find the head'
2007-11-15 08:16:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I won the Triple Crown of Joke Telling? Wow!
I feel proud, yet somehow sullied...
I would like to take this opportunity to thank my friends, and my family.
But I accept this award in honour of the mighty internet, for all it's squalid glory...
2007-11-15 09:12:35 · update #1
yuck!!!!! elk!!! grosss!!!!
But funny!!
2007-11-15 08:32:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Man that was funny sick and perverted at the same time! You just won the Triple Crowm of Joke Telling!! So tell me,how does that make you feel?
2007-11-15 08:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 09:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
typical of a man, predictable, but we laughed anyway.It may have been the threee glasssesss offf winne thhough.
2007-11-15 08:22:27 · answer #4 · answered by pottydotty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha ahh thats disgustin but funny ha
2007-11-15 08:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
innovations-blowing.. thnx for the snicker.. now my turn 2 friends meet one yet another on the line. "hi! the place are you coming from?" asked invoice. "Oh, do no longer question me! i'm coming from the cemetery. I only burried my better half's mom" spoke back Sid. "i'm so sorry!" reported invoice, "yet why is your face schratched throughout?". "It wasn't quite difficulty-free!" reported Sid, "She placed on a hell of a combat!"
2016-10-16 21:10:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha.
Like it
Had it as text while ago pmsl.
2007-11-15 08:30:44 · answer #7 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is it us blokes just love these sick jokes?
2007-11-15 08:21:42 · answer #8 · answered by Ken D 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sick but i did laugh
2007-11-15 08:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by willow 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww
2007-11-15 08:33:04 · answer #10 · answered by sarahsweethearty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahaa
2007-11-15 08:21:06 · answer #11 · answered by t. B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋