Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2007

If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good!
Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the evening. He won't dare push you off and will even call you "nice kitty." If you can arrange to have cat food on your breath, so much the better.
For sitting on laps or rubbing against trouser legs, select colors that contrast with your own.
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.
For guests who say, "I love kitties," be ready with aloof disdain, claws applied to stockings or a quick nip on the ankles.
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once the door is opened for you, it is not necessary to use it. You can change your mind. When you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half in and half out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather or mosquito season.
If one person is busy and the other is idle, sit with the busy one. For book readers, get in close under the chin, unless you can lie across the book itself.
For ladies knitting, curl quietly into lap and pretend to dose. Then reach out and slap knitting needles sharply. This is what she calls a dropped stitch. She will try to distract you. Ignore it.
For people doing homework, sit on the paper being worked on. After being removed for the second time, push anything movable off the table -- pens, pencils, stamps -- one at a time.
Get enough sleep during the daytime so that you are fresh for playing at night between 2:00 and 4:00 A.M.

2007-11-14 11:39:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who are you pissed at right now?

I'm made at my friend monika for ditching me for a boy

2007-11-14 11:39:52 · 21 answers · asked by Oakcliff, that's my hood 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What are your plans for the future?

What do you hope to accomplish?

2007-11-14 11:38:58 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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My head hurts, what can I do to help it feel better?

2007-11-14 11:38:51 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Green Mile, Philadelphia or Apollo 13?

Tom Hanks anyone?

2007-11-14 11:38:29 · 32 answers · asked by Onederful2Nite 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Things to do before you die?

I have to make a list of 100 things I want to do before I die for homework. It got me thinking. I'm just interested to see what other people have to say. Give me a list of a few of yours! :)

2007-11-14 11:38:22 · 17 answers · asked by it'sKIRA 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How does society view teenagers these days?

and how does it vary from teens who listen to rap and teens that listen to metal...

2007-11-14 11:38:10 · 5 answers · asked by xX-tristan-14-Xx 3 in Polls & Surveys

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If I gave you a dollar right now what would you do with it?

2007-11-14 11:38:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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For 100,000 bucks, would you..........?

Go and do your shopping, completely naked......you have to spend at least 20 minutes in the supermarket - not allowed to cover or hide any part of yourself...
Would you do it?

2007-11-14 11:37:43 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How do you make a N with a tilda on the computer?

Please if you know tell me,
thank you!

2007-11-14 11:36:55 · 2 answers · asked by Blah(: 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What are you doing right now*?

wat cha doin?
haha =]
♥

2007-11-14 11:35:30 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you behave differently here to how you behave in real life?

Do you ask questions you wouldn't dare ask in person?
Are you rude to people you would normally be kind to?

2007-11-14 11:34:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Welll....?

Sometimes I wish someone that understands me would tell me what I mean.

Do you think this is funny?

2007-11-14 11:34:09 · 17 answers · asked by Alli_G8tr 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Guys, which do you prefer?

Briefs
Boxers
Boxer briefs
man thong
jock strap

and which brand? and then how much do they cost

2007-11-14 11:33:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what do you think?

Rate my name

1 being the worst
5 being the best

also rate my name on its rareness

1 being least rare
5 being very rare

My name is : Mimi

2007-11-14 11:32:35 · 14 answers · asked by Mimi 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Young and Restless fans... Heather?

What do you think of this new Heather girl (Paul's daughter)?
She seems like a cold - hearted snobby uppity hag.

2007-11-14 11:32:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

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Hot dogs or Polish Sausages?

To me hotdogs are tasteless, but Polish Sausages rock!
How 'bout you?

2007-11-14 11:31:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What country has the best food?

I love Italian, but Greek is fab too!

2007-11-14 11:31:14 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Yay or Nay...? Dinner joke for the Ladies....?

Pls star if you like this one... Thx.

Joke - After dinner drink?
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare

The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.
"I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized for only fifty dollars. There's just one condition... "
Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag andtook out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear...

"Clean... my... house."

2007-11-14 11:31:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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do you like to watch cartoons?

2007-11-14 11:30:45 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is Elton John still alive?

I know he's had his songs in the lion king and moulin rouge, like your song, can you feel the love tonight, and maybe even the circle of life.
i was just curious if he's still alive.

2007-11-14 11:30:38 · 8 answers · asked by noone 2 in Celebrities

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3 out of 4 of us had one of these in 1980. Now very few have one.?

What is it ?

Take a guess or even a few.

Every five to ten minutes if no one answer's correctly I will give hints.

The first person to answer correctly will get best answer. If no one does answer correctly who ever I FEEL comes closest to the correct answer will get best answer. :]

2007-11-14 11:30:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys