Entertainment & Music - 9 November 2007

2007-11-09 09:58:01 · 13 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break! Sure God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

The she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

2007-11-09 09:56:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am a ___________...what are you ..be nice now

2007-11-09 09:56:18 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...Then what is the question?

2007-11-09 09:56:11 · 4 answers · asked by *I'm the Best...I Deed It!* 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-09 09:55:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The guy approached a beautiful looking woman in a mall and asked, "You know, I've lost my girlfriend here in the mall. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful babe, my girlfriend appears out of nowhere."

2007-11-09 09:55:09 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

???

2007-11-09 09:55:02 · 22 answers · asked by K'Dee xD 3 in Polls & Surveys

it goes "sooooo, i hear u calling, im so in love with uu, i will forever true, that u give me no reason, cuz ur making it way too hard, that u give me no that u give me no that u give me no that u give me no" and then it says "soo pleaasee, give a little respect, tooo mee" lol help? i luv it i wann know its name, 10 points!!

2007-11-09 09:55:01 · 6 answers · asked by ♥dIaNiTa♥ 3 in Other - Music

2007-11-09 09:54:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

George W Bush is having a conversation on the phone with some former presidents. president bush asks george washingthon how can i be a better president to make the country better george washinghton says dont lie george bush says its too late to do that then he calls thomas jefferson and asks how can i make the country better jefferson says learn to read or write president bush says its too late for that let me call abraham lincholn when president bush called abraham licholn he asked how can i make the countrey better Aberaham Lincholn says yea, go to a theatere.

2007-11-09 09:54:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-09 09:54:12 · 1 answers · asked by bruvvamoff 5 in Other - Entertainment

and what song is it from?

2007-11-09 09:53:29 · 18 answers · asked by cdr dsw = <3 [11/1/10] 4 in Polls & Surveys

Does anybody know the artist for the ending song of the bleach movie?? and if you could plz tell me the title of the song.

2007-11-09 09:53:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-11-09 09:52:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"

The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."

But the pope persists, "Please?"

The driver finally gives in. So the pope takes the wheel, and boy is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes nearly 100 in a 45 zone. A young policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: "Chief, I have a problem."
Chief: "What sort of problem?"
Cop: "Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important."
Chief: "Important like the mayor?"
Cop: "No, no, much more important than that."
Chief: "Important like the governor?"
Cop: "Muuuuch more important than that."
Chief: "Like the President?"
Cop: "I don't know, maybe more."
Chief: "Who's more important than the President?"
Cop: "I don't know, Sir, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!"

2007-11-09 09:52:24 · 10 answers · asked by porfirio_pena13 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-09 09:51:48 · 10 answers · asked by Jackson 3 in Polls & Surveys

would you wander around the sahara desert dancing to Gimmie More? OR would you fly around Tyland wearing a tutu and eating orange flavored cranberries?

2007-11-09 09:51:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who sings this song? all I have is part of the lyrics "we want it, we want it all, records on the wall"? Thanks so much!

2007-11-09 09:51:17 · 2 answers · asked by Nanook 2 in Rock and Pop

mine is grey with black sleeves

2007-11-09 09:50:36 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[you think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

2007-11-09 09:50:31 · 16 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Jokes & Riddles

What is the thing with fish sticks today?
Is it because it is Friday?
Do schools still serve fish on Fridays?
And did it get any better??

2007-11-09 09:49:59 · 14 answers · asked by Black♥ of the †oxic faerie †ales 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-09 09:49:50 · 22 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

If so, did you get it managed or treated?

2007-11-09 09:49:11 · 18 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-09 09:48:20 · 29 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-09 09:47:54 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-09 09:46:55 · 27 answers · asked by *Bailey* 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-09 09:45:33 · 90 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

An Irish man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes
a little math test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" The Irishman says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to
draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks?
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Irishman . "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question.
Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture
that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire
this Irishman , so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again,
but represent the number 100."
The Irishman stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere
you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each
tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now
you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and
a turd, which makes one hundred."
"So, when do I start?"

2007-11-09 09:45:20 · 19 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Jokes & Riddles

ok, the song goes:

Iv'e got nothing better to do, got nothing better to do- oh ( repeat)

the singer guest-starred on Dancing With the Stars Results Show Round 7, this current season

2007-11-09 09:45:01 · 2 answers · asked by Gianni Lynn 2 in Country

Which is better to live in? Which do you live in?

2007-11-09 09:44:09 · 42 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys