Entertainment & Music - 9 November 2007

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked his Father what this was and the father (never having seen an elevator) replied, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an oversized older lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and an extremely attractive 24 year old woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young blonde, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."

2007-11-09 10:44:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-09 10:44:13 · 25 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Polls & Surveys

♥
i say our babies are gona look like her, but she says their gonna look liek me!! pwah~! *stamps foot* there so gonna look liek her

2007-11-09 10:42:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im talking furious crime of passion here...i cant take it any more...can you help me come up with a way to kill my Playstation that will give me maximum satisfaction and leave me without a trace of guilt for crushing the life out of a piece of electrical equipment...thanks...;0)

2007-11-09 10:41:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
your kayak and heat it too!.

2007-11-09 10:41:33 · 8 answers · asked by Happy Feet 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Tell how you are feeling just by looking at you?

2007-11-09 10:40:36 · 33 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Just happened to me - I was reminded of a dead friend.

2007-11-09 10:40:27 · 28 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

Vita sine libris mors est

and

Cave ab homine unius libri

I don't really speak latin, I cheated.
hehe

if you don't know what it means, in which case I will be most sympathtic since I didn't know until I just looked them up, email me and I'll tell you.
:O)

2007-11-09 10:39:32 · 4 answers · asked by pir8 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'. She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'. She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox'.

Pls star if you enjoyed this one. Thx.

2007-11-09 10:38:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I liked Rumbling Hearts (Kimi ga Nozomu Eien).
So anything like this would be good.
Thanks in advance.

2007-11-09 10:38:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-11-09 10:37:56 · 61 answers · asked by vajo 5 in Polls & Surveys

Come on negative answers. Bring it on.

2007-11-09 10:36:38 · 29 answers · asked by TatsuJin 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am.

2007-11-09 10:35:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-09 10:35:44 · 10 answers · asked by slopoke6968 7 in Rock and Pop

LOL I got b*tched at 2 times already today

2007-11-09 10:34:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I thought there was more to life, guess not....

2007-11-09 10:34:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tv or computer?

I use and like the computer more.

2007-11-09 10:33:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... thinking that it was tissue?

2007-11-09 10:33:53 · 9 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

i like the classical/opera music sampled on this hip hop track right at the start... no idea if it is famous or not... maybe one of you guys know?

thanks in advance
the track can be heard on you tube here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQmAno8E6Jw

2007-11-09 10:33:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical

2007-11-09 10:33:26 · 79 answers · asked by Steph 5 in Polls & Surveys

I just got the Yahoo! Real estate e-mail.
right at the top it states:
"Please do not reply to this message. If you have questions or wish to unsubscribe from this COMMERCIAL email, see the instructions at the bottom of this message."

I wonder how much they are getting payed by Lending Tree and quick loans.

2007-11-09 10:33:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...(I drink the "wet" kind...)

2007-11-09 10:33:07 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you normally rather watch a favorite tv show or rather either go watch a movie or watch a movie at home?....I many times don't want to spend a couple hours watching a movie...rather watch something that is only a couple minutes long or a half a hour.....like a cartoon....or a comedy thing on e...like the soup or if not that....something on the discovery or animal or travel channel that is entertaining...

2007-11-09 10:33:02 · 11 answers · asked by answergirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine Is King Of Queens

2007-11-09 10:32:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

2007-11-09 10:32:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-09 10:31:57 · 19 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 5 in Polls & Surveys

where is he/she living in your house now?You know they never leave...,very loyal in habit.

2007-11-09 10:31:35 · 11 answers · asked by t_blond_chick 7 in Polls & Surveys

you use your computer microphone to record your message and yahoo lets you upload it as your answer - people can click to play your voice answer! it'd be really easy to use.

and also yahoo users could send each voice messages.

the real question is WHAT DO YOU THINK?

2007-11-09 10:30:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-09 10:30:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The name off the song I think was" Camouflage".It tells the story off a marine being rescued by this person but it ends up he died the day before and the last line he is given the dead marine,s dog tags

2007-11-09 10:30:21 · 8 answers · asked by realroads 2 in Other - Music