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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked his Father what this was and the father (never having seen an elevator) replied, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an oversized older lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and an extremely attractive 24 year old woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young blonde, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."

2007-11-09 10:44:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

that was hilarious i couldn't stop laughing!!!!!

2007-11-09 11:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by backoff_playa 1 · 1 0

Emily Dahlia Pearl Emily Pearl Clarissa Emily Claire Pearl Emily Gretchen Taylor Emily Saylor Claire Emily Zoey Chanel Emily Taylor Pearl (it relatively is spelled wisely right here). Emily Chanel Emily Sailor Pearl TX mom playstation i think of you could tell that I hate Gretchen lol!!

2016-10-15 23:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-09 10:47:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

I'm so slow I had to read it a few times but it was definitely worth it. That's some good ****!

2007-11-09 11:54:02 · answer #4 · answered by Veritas et Aequitas () 7 · 0 0

HAHAHA!!! thats hilarious!!!


10/10

2007-11-09 10:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats what i clll calm A ney

2007-11-09 10:57:49 · answer #6 · answered by matt 3 · 0 0

i`ve seen the light.lol

2007-11-09 10:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0 0

Fail.

2007-11-09 11:04:40 · answer #8 · answered by Raven 5 · 0 3

lol

2007-11-09 10:52:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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Lol

2007-11-09 10:49:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 6

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