What do you like to say when telemarketers call?

Answer 1

i act super excited like especialy when its something super boring, like " Would you like to get a great deal on refinancing your home?" then you respond, " DUUDE!!!! NNOOOOO WWWAAYYYY!!!!! YES YES YES!!!! THAT WOULD BE GGRRRAAAANNNDD!!!!! WWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" and then hang up.

Answer 2

you no i asked this question already loll
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i like this answer the best

Here are 10 simple solutions All of which are proven to work:

1. Ask them if you get paid to answer the question. usually the answer is no – hang up.

2. Ask them for THEIR home number so you can call them back during THEIR dinner time.

3. Tell them your going to record the conversation for "Quality assurance and training purposes". They will hang up immediately. They don't like being recorded, but they like recording you.

4. Ask them to hold on for a second...leave them on hold indefinitely. I had one guy on hold for 45 minutes before I picked up the phone to make a another call. Told him he was a real dedicated temelmarketing trooper, then hung up on him.

5. One minute into the call, yell "what are you doing in my house with that gun!" Fire a cap gun and yell "You shot me – HELP!" Drop a book on the floor to simulate a body hitting the floor, then. Before slam the phone down, in a fake voice, say "Let's clean this place out, boys".

6. No matter what their selling, tell them you already have regular Depends Under Garments shipped to your door. Keep repeating it and ask if they can beat the price

7. Answer normally. When you realize it's a telemarkerker, start screaming into the phone, like it's a bad connection.

8. Ask them if the know of an immediate remedy for diarrhea – your stomach is in knots and you don't know if you'll make it to the toilet in time.

9. Ask them, "Are you the person that comes into my dreams every night?"

10. Tell them to call back with someone who speaks YOUR language. I prefer English, not broken English.

Answer 3

I ask if they are a telemarketer and they hang up on me

Answer 4

Most of the time, I impersonate an old man with hearing problems and mild dementia.

Sometimes, when I'm feeling more creative, I invent my own language off-the-cuff.

Either one makes the call end quickly

Answer 5

For the love of Pete I told you to let the machine take all the calls.

Answer 6

I love saying... ok let me go get my mom... and then I leave the phone next to the tv for a few minutes!

Answer 7

I very politely turn them down and ask them to take me off their list. No need to be mean to them! Love & Light!

Answer 8

I pretend that im ANOTHER telemarketer and that im also selling an irrelevant product. :)

Answer 9

I ask them, "Pop quiz, hot shot: There’s a bomb on a bus. The bus goes overfifty-five miles per hour, the bomb is armed; it drops below fifty-five, the bomb goes off. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?"

Answer 10

i pretend i am speaking chinese
or
i tell them to hold on and just leave the phone lying there and go away and see how long it takes for them to hang up

Answer 11

I speak a different language (I know tagalog) and I tell them in tagalog "What??? I can't understand what you're saying!!!" Then i hang up.