Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[you think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
2007-11-09 09:50:31 · 16 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dont you just love the news of the world NOT
2007-11-09 12:46:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its almost useless my brother. Even when they have facts in front of them they will not listen. They will go on thinking they're right. But they'll say the same thing about us. We know we are right though 100 percent. Some people need like a miracle or an awakening to understand their wrong. I dont see this happening, I think they'll understand soon. The enemy will pay for spreading these false religions and causing many to stumble. Btw there is paradise my brother which has been taken up into heaven when Jesus rose from the dead. However the actual heaven wont start until the dead in Christ raise and then the rapture occurs.
2016-05-29 00:02:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These certainly are thought provoking headlines 10/10
2007-11-09 10:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 10:21:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These kind of things crack me up!!!
You got a Big * {star} on this
Thanks for the laugh.....
2007-11-09 10:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahah~~ journalists are soo stoopid and u proved it hahaha~ gud 1!
2007-11-09 09:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are really good. Thank you for sharing.
2007-11-09 10:28:00 · answer #7 · answered by California Gal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you get a star
2007-11-09 10:23:07 · answer #8 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant hahaha
2007-11-10 02:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by mal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl these are good ones, and so true that headlines read this way....star
2007-11-09 10:33:33 · answer #10 · answered by Deedee 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋