A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break! Sure God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
The she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
2007-11-09 09:56:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 10:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but it has been posted here many times---still funny though 7/10
2007-11-09 19:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny LMAO
2007-11-09 18:12:34 · answer #3 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-09 18:24:37 · answer #4 · answered by Thinker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH~~
lmao!
2007-11-09 18:05:19 · answer #5 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what to do in an accident. lol
2007-11-09 18:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! that is hilarious
2007-11-09 18:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by Marci_Bby♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious! :]
2007-11-09 18:04:24 · answer #8 · answered by Kayleigh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋