Entertainment & Music - 6 November 2007

One of the ships officers told him "I know you feel terrible but remember no one ever died from sea sickness" The man who was seasick replied, " shut up! , the hopes of dying is the only thing keeping me alive"

2007-11-06 08:35:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-06 08:35:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 08:35:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or do you just eat whatever and dont care?

2007-11-06 08:34:58 · 58 answers · asked by BeAuTiFuL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 08:34:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

they star it? It's something like a flavor saver, I guess.

2007-11-06 08:34:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 08:33:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My '03 Dodge Grand Caravan (v-6) has developed an intemittent loud humming sound, mostly as I turn. It sounds like it's coming from the drivers' side front or even the steering column.

The mechanic found nothing visable. The cv joints "look" fine.

Any ideas I can bring to the mechanic to check for?

2007-11-06 08:33:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 08:33:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm redoing my music player on my myspace and i decided to do it in all 80s songs this time.

2007-11-06 08:32:36 · 7 answers · asked by just LAURA for now 3 in Other - Music

when I say...
Name a Vegetable.....

2007-11-06 08:32:14 · 48 answers · asked by Jens 5 in Polls & Surveys

A Mexican man becomes an instant millionaire after winning the lottery.

With his newfound wealth, he decides on exactly what he will buy.He buys a 20 acre plot of land in Mexico and hires an architect.

"I want mi casa to be built right there, with big columns in front, and a marble foyer, and at the end of the hall I want a halo statue." The architect, excited aboutmaking mega bucks off this man, jots down exactly what the Mexican wants,"I'll do it sir, I'll make this a fine house for you!"

All the plans are made and the architect starts construction. He searches six different countries to find exquisite columns for the front of the house and has marble shipped in from France to line the foyer.

The only problem he has is that he cannot locate a halo statue. Knowing that religious symbols are important to many Mexicans, he continues to search high and low for month after month. The house is finally complete, but alas, the architect was never able to locate a halo statue.

Swallowing his pride for not being able to complete the order, he takes the Mexican to see his new home.

"Si Senor!" exclaims the Mexican. "You got da columns in front of mi casa!" The architect smiles. They enter the house and the Mexican notices the marble floor. "Wonderful! I love mi new marble floor Senor!" states the Mexican as he wanders down the hall. He reaches the end of the hall and looks puzzled.

"Senor? Where is my halo statue?" asks the Mexican. "Well, sir, I'm afraid to have to tell you this, but I searched high and low and just could not for the life of me figure out what a halo statue is, much less find one for you anywhere," says the architect, hanging his head in shame.

"What? You don't know what a halo statue is?"

"No, sir, I'm sorry, I do not know," replies the architect.

"You know," says the Mexican, "it's that thing that goes 'ringy dingy' and you pick it up and say, 'halo? statue?"

2007-11-06 08:32:01 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Its a tough call for me....the Beatles are more over played, but Mick Jagger can't sing.

2007-11-06 08:30:54 · 22 answers · asked by Kingler 5 in Rock and Pop

I like country,blues and rock

2007-11-06 08:30:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm seventeen years old and everywhere I go I hear people talking about something called "Soulja Boy." I don't watch MTV or listen to the radio so I'm pretty out of the loop. From what I understand it appears to be a...dance routine? I think? Is it even worth asking about?

2007-11-06 08:28:39 · 7 answers · asked by leeloo1990 2 in Other - Music

2007-11-06 08:28:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just bored.. wanting to see who can asnwer this last. what is ur favorite food?

2007-11-06 08:27:42 · 25 answers · asked by lilmomma86 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 08:27:05 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Read it any way you want...

2007-11-06 08:26:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 08:26:04 · 27 answers · asked by ][)ee\/\/ana 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 08:25:29 · 10 answers · asked by EM 6 in Movies

2007-11-06 08:25:23 · 9 answers · asked by nemesis 5 in Polls & Surveys

Personally, I would like to see Ted Haggard get together with Brittney Spears.

2007-11-06 08:25:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

The lyrics seem to be about a porpoise? That is just a little weird, were they smokin rope?

So this aint the end -
I saw you again today
I had to turn my heart away
Smiled like the sun -
Kisses for real
And tales - it never fails!

You lying so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
Youd have me down down down down on my knees
Now wouldnt you, barracuda?

Back over time we were all
Trying for free
You met the porpoise and me
No right no wrong, selling a song-
A name, whisper game.

If the real thing dont do the trick
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick
Ooooooh, barracuda?

Sell me sell you the porpoise said
Dive down deep down to save my head
You...i think you got the blues too.

All that night and all the next
Swam without looking back
Made for the western pools - silly fools!

If the real thing dont do the trick
No, you better make up something quick
You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick
Ooooooohhhh, barra barracuda

2007-11-06 08:25:12 · 4 answers · asked by GuitarAikidoAlphaMale 3 in Lyrics

A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"

The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"

The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer."




The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"
The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"

The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."

The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"




His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he wanted to?"

2007-11-06 08:25:10 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-06 08:24:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It doesnt matter what you say please just say some thing anything would be cool, I just want to find out if i can get that many answers! please please contribute!

2007-11-06 08:24:11 · 12 answers · asked by Pastinie 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 08:23:04 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 08:22:27 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

RECENTLY HEARD THIS TUNE ON THE RADIO. THOUGHT IT WAS SYLVESTER,I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG BUT I KNOW IT IS A MAN SINGING THIS UP TEMPO SONG.. I ONLY KNOW THE WORDS TO THE REFRAIN..'DEVOTION, SOMEONE BY MY SIDE,DEVOTION, KEEPS ME SATISFIED,DEVOTION...?-THIS IS A CLASSIC !!!! HELP ME PLEASE? WHO SINGS THIS SONG?

2007-11-06 08:21:32 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music