A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"
The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?"
The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"
The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer."
The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"
The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?"
The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"
The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."
The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"
His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he wanted to?"
2007-11-06 08:25:10 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Next time put an IQ test at the beginning of the joke to weed out all these people who "dont get it". Im guessing most of them are faking even being able to read it. Good joke.
2007-11-06 10:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 18:05:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u could at first ask the ppl 1+1=?,then write the joke or else thell never understand..anyways good joke!!and......."who said i did not like it!"
2007-11-07 01:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by zinia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sort of dont get it now but i dont know why.
2007-11-06 16:32:12 · answer #4 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who said i didn't give you a star. GREAT
2007-11-06 16:31:14 · answer #5 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so stupid waste of my time so much that i had to tell you about it instead of just clicking back.
2007-11-06 16:36:58 · answer #6 · answered by o a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why doesn't want to?
Whats the joke???
2007-11-06 16:41:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...That didn't even omit a snicker...I mean, I don't know if I just didn't get it, but...it just didn't do it for me. At all.
2007-11-06 16:31:02 · answer #8 · answered by Yoruichi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all
2007-11-06 16:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i might be really dumb, but i didnt understand. :(
2007-11-06 16:51:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋