A Mexican man becomes an instant millionaire after winning the lottery.
With his newfound wealth, he decides on exactly what he will buy.He buys a 20 acre plot of land in Mexico and hires an architect.
"I want mi casa to be built right there, with big columns in front, and a marble foyer, and at the end of the hall I want a halo statue." The architect, excited aboutmaking mega bucks off this man, jots down exactly what the Mexican wants,"I'll do it sir, I'll make this a fine house for you!"
All the plans are made and the architect starts construction. He searches six different countries to find exquisite columns for the front of the house and has marble shipped in from France to line the foyer.
The only problem he has is that he cannot locate a halo statue. Knowing that religious symbols are important to many Mexicans, he continues to search high and low for month after month. The house is finally complete, but alas, the architect was never able to locate a halo statue.
Swallowing his pride for not being able to complete the order, he takes the Mexican to see his new home.
"Si Senor!" exclaims the Mexican. "You got da columns in front of mi casa!" The architect smiles. They enter the house and the Mexican notices the marble floor. "Wonderful! I love mi new marble floor Senor!" states the Mexican as he wanders down the hall. He reaches the end of the hall and looks puzzled.
"Senor? Where is my halo statue?" asks the Mexican. "Well, sir, I'm afraid to have to tell you this, but I searched high and low and just could not for the life of me figure out what a halo statue is, much less find one for you anywhere," says the architect, hanging his head in shame.
"What? You don't know what a halo statue is?"
"No, sir, I'm sorry, I do not know," replies the architect.
"You know," says the Mexican, "it's that thing that goes 'ringy dingy' and you pick it up and say, 'halo? statue?"
2007-11-06 08:32:01 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats funny hello Is that you!!!!!lmao
Have a sense of humor people!!!
2007-11-06 09:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by Ms.T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus! Only someone as ignorant as an American could find that funny.
And by the way...didn't you post the exact same joke a while ago? Mate, you've got to come up with newer and more original ones.
2007-11-07 02:19:10 · answer #2 · answered by HenryHona 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get the halo part but statue? I don't get it.
2007-11-06 17:01:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel a little naughty for laughing...
(That was funny, but it took 3 hours to read it :-()
2007-11-06 16:47:05 · answer #4 · answered by inquiring black beauty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think i get it is it a phone and he answers and says hello is that you?
2007-11-06 17:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by Jordyn B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it hes trying to say hello is that you ha ha thats so funny
2007-11-06 16:41:49 · answer #6 · answered by Lina1995_6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha im mexican and im not offended..
some people dont know how to take a joke!
if its funny
then its funny!!
2007-11-08 19:44:18 · answer #7 · answered by ~SmiiLe NoW CrY LaTtEr~ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
one of the better ones.lol
2007-11-06 16:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lola- hello, is that you? Are you blond?
2007-11-06 16:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by Timeflo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a drum rolls down a cliff...........
da da dum dum dish
2007-11-06 16:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by David L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋