Business Signs
~Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
~In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
~On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."
~On a Front Door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
~At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
~On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission"
~On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
~In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
~On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."
~On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."
~At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash condition."
~On a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
~At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
~Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.
2007-10-21
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