Business Signs!!! [[Lol Funny! Star If u Like plz]]?

Question

Business Signs
~Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
~In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
~On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."
~On a Front Door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
~At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
~On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission"
~On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
~In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
~On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."
~On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."
~At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash condition."
~On a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
~At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
~Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.

~At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"
~In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here."
~On a desk in a Reception Room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
~In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
~On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."
~At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
~In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"
~On the side of a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
~On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."
~In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
~Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
~In a Cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
~On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a minuet."
~In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

~In a Counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional."

Answer 1

On theback of a vinyl siding contractors truck: "We screw it up"

Loved all of them! ha ha

Answer 2

Good ones! Funny! 10!

Answer 3

funny

Answer 4

Omg. That's hilarious!!!!!!!

Answer 5

thanks. my sister sent me a similar list,but yours had more!