Entertainment & Music - 17 October 2007

The team's Coach noticed that his star player, Wayne, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.

So one day, after practice, the coach asked Wayne, "Just what the hell is your secret with the women?"

So Wayne replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw them forever!"

The coach decided that this was a good idea so one day he left training early.

When he got home he heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.

His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "Is that you Wayne?"

2007-10-17 18:01:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Don't you hate it when....?

Don't you hate it when you are sleeping & someone is talking to you & they expect you to remember what they said to you when you were asleep?

2007-10-17 18:00:47 · 22 answers · asked by Death Girl Am 6 in Polls & Surveys

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THiS PISSES ME 0FF?

i have a mac and sometimes on safari there is this rainbow circle and i cant click on my stuff !and i wrote this essay 3 times today and it is 10 pages long (its a email) and i had to quit safari and start over again any way i can save my writing with microsoft word

2007-10-17 17:59:58 · 10 answers · asked by NyCxDhALiWaLxJaTtI 2 in Polls & Surveys

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My boyfriend makes stinkies all night under the covers, Why do they do this?

They wake me up they are so loud and then the morning is the worst when the covers lift and a cloud of stinky smog fills the air. How do I kindly suggest that this is very unpleasant. I know that he would surely die if he held all that explosive gas inside so what can I do? This is a serious question. Can I slip beano under his tongue in the night?

2007-10-17 17:59:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who is better looking redheads, blackheads, brunettes or blondes??

You have to pick your favourite here please and just one!

2007-10-17 17:58:32 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Where’s your favorite place to be?

2007-10-17 17:58:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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at what age do you consider a person to be old?

2007-10-17 17:58:08 · 19 answers · asked by ♥dancer♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What was he?

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him what?

2007-10-17 17:57:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you like peanut butter?

2007-10-17 17:57:12 · 29 answers · asked by juliette 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you want to sit by the fireplace?

with me?

2007-10-17 17:56:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think that what everybody wants most is love?

2007-10-17 17:56:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever gotten a cut between a crevice and the band aid just won't stick?

2007-10-17 17:55:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you know of anyone who is truly a fool ........?

perhaps their partner / mate / lover is cheating on them ......

perhaps they simply do not have a clue as to what is going on..

or maybe they are always making the same mistakes with their life .....

2007-10-17 17:55:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you think of Bionic Woman?

I've seen the first two episodes and I'm not sure if I like it. When I started watching Heroes I was hooked from the first episode. I'm curious to here what other think.

2007-10-17 17:55:04 · 7 answers · asked by Justin H 7 in Drama

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Between Mozart and Verdi, who do you think is the better composer?

2007-10-17 17:54:49 · 12 answers · asked by ChameleonGirl 4 in Classical

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Funny Facts Of Life?

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantid cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

2007-10-17 17:54:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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When Phil S goes to the barber, do they shave him shiny, wash his rug, or trim a little around the neck?

Looking for the real Phil S. I'm expecting BACKFIRE for this!

2007-10-17 17:53:53 · 3 answers · asked by kriend 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you do when all the hot water runs out?

Continue with your shower/bath... or get out asap?

2007-10-17 17:53:22 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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In cinema/theater, what do you dislike?

I hate it when people start commenting about the movie when I'm watching it...

ohh my.

2007-10-17 17:53:05 · 16 answers · asked by Tsarey 6 in Polls & Surveys