They wake me up they are so loud and then the morning is the worst when the covers lift and a cloud of stinky smog fills the air. How do I kindly suggest that this is very unpleasant. I know that he would surely die if he held all that explosive gas inside so what can I do? This is a serious question. Can I slip beano under his tongue in the night?
2007-10-17 17:59:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hey, its just what men do---we fart. I like to play turtle though. Lift the sheets up and pull em down quick so it forms like a turtle shell and then just stay under the covers and inhale to your heart's content. Why don't you just play turtle together switching turns of course.
2007-10-17 18:06:03 · answer #1 · answered by "Johns" 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First be upfront with this. I once read something that said most gas exits at night. A person, yes women as well, has on the average of 16 farts in 24 hours. Now remember please I read this. Maybe he could lay with his butt toward the wall partly uncovered for one. Maybe he could adjust his diet one thing at a time that could find what could be causing alot of the gas, milk etc. Maybe he would take the beano. good luck :)
2007-10-17 18:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by EasyVee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
Sorry, I had to laugh at that. Um, maybe you could put beano [which I don't think helps too much, actually] in water and make him drink it. Have you consulted him about his... "stinky" problem? Maybe he could change his diet [or stop swallowing so much air - which also causes gas].
2007-10-17 18:03:33 · answer #3 · answered by Don't Do Sadness 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So are his farts any worse than yours? Anyway, women fart more often than men because women have longer intestinal tracks than men. It's normal for this to happen when we are sleeping and relaxed. I wonder if you tell him, he'll never sleep because he'll be afraid to fart again. I've fallen asleep during group meditation and felt something coming down and I quickly wake and tighten up. It's horrible.
2007-10-17 18:16:00 · answer #4 · answered by remove me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's because when your body relaxes this happens. Yeah good luck stopping it. Maybe you can try to cook him a good supper that would help with it. Something that doesn't cause him to get as gassy at night lol
2007-10-17 18:04:31 · answer #5 · answered by living it 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stinkies? Are you two 5?
2007-10-17 18:02:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
He likes the smell.
2007-10-17 18:03:19 · answer #7 · answered by hakim1125 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah, mix some pepto bismol in his drink or something...
2007-10-17 18:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by ~♥Jade♥~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just be glad you aren't married yet :)
2007-10-17 18:02:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Change his diet!
2007-10-17 18:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by one10soldier 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋