If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantid cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
2007-10-17 17:54:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol ^_^ interesting!!!
now you want to be a pig hahaha
hi DE! how's life
2007-10-17 18:15:07 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is funny and interesting( wait up honey while I type my answer,yes I know were not finish yet and I know you already had two for my one,but I reading here about some pig-sorry folks but back to some fun,screw the pig info)
2007-10-18 18:49:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My girlfriend sent this to me a while back, and we still laugh any time someone mentions a pig...I spent a lot of time on my uncle's pig farm in Kentucky when I was a kid, and while they do make long loud love, they also make really good sausage!
LUCKY PIG!!!
2007-10-18 01:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How great to know all this. My uncle was a farmer in Ohio and had pigs on his farm. I like dolphins too!
2007-10-18 15:40:01 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahaha the butterfly tastes with its feet, i hope it dosnt step in a load of cr@p LOL. and at the end your like "what about that pig?" i agree! silly pigs :) someone needs to show them how to live life.
2007-10-18 01:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by Your A DWARF ON STILTS!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to be a buttrfly pig - Fave position all feet in chocolate vat
2007-10-18 13:40:38 · answer #6 · answered by It's me :) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to be a "pig-lion" in my next life!! Could you imagine? A half hour long orgasm 50 times a day??? That's a day long orgasm!!! Thanks for the laugh today!!!!
2007-10-18 13:30:50 · answer #7 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you come up with some good ones lol
2007-10-19 02:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Side comments are funny! i also know people with no brains...
2007-10-18 02:04:25 · answer #9 · answered by sports_chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-10-18 03:25:16 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋