The team's Coach noticed that his star player, Wayne, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.
So one day, after practice, the coach asked Wayne, "Just what the hell is your secret with the women?"
So Wayne replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw them forever!"
The coach decided that this was a good idea so one day he left training early.
When he got home he heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "Is that you Wayne?"
2007-10-17 18:01:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats great, i have not heard that... funny, good way to end the work day
2007-10-17 19:25:53 · answer #1 · answered by chinsta... 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well we now know the truth about the big bang theory!!..roflol
Very good work worth a star for your hard work and a good laugh this morning for me:)
Thanks
Rags37:):)
2007-10-18 10:12:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another good joke and have heard it before and it's still funny.
2007-10-18 15:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. heard a similar joke but still got a gd laugh.
2007-10-18 01:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No wonder my wife calls me by another name sometimes!!!!!
2007-10-18 17:52:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another outstanding one, short enough for me to tell on my own, too! LOL
2007-10-18 01:16:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOVE IT!!! IT'S LIKE THE TAXI DRIVER............HE WOULD PICK-UP THIS FELLOW TAKE HIM TO WORK & TURN AROUND PICK-UP HIS WIFE & TAKE HER TO THE "WHORE HOUSE".........
THIS WENT ON FOR AWHILE & ONE MORNING HE ASKED THE FELLOW......"YOU KNOW YOU & YOUR WIFE OUGHT TO JUST RIDE TOGATHER & IT WOULD BE CHEAPER.........THE GUY REPLIED "MY WIFE DON'T WORK!!" SO THE TAXI DRIVER FILLED HIM IN ON WHAT WAS GOING ON.......WELL, TOMORROW AFTER I TAKE YOU TO WORK & GET HER TO WORK, I'LL COME GET YA AND SHOW YA SHE'S THERE!!.....
SO THAT WAS THE PLAN.......WELL THAT JUST WHAT HAPPENED & THE TAXI DRIVER CAME OUT OF THE WHORE HOUSE WITH THIS WOMAN BY THE HAIR.........THE GUY ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW & SAID HAHAHA, I TOLD YA MY WIFE DON'T WORK AT NO "WHORE HOUSE"........THE TAXI DRIVER REPLIED, "JUST HOLD YOUR HORSES, THIS ONE'S MINE!!! I'M GOIN' BACK AFTER "YOURS".........LOL
2007-10-18 01:33:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Omg LMFAO! WAYNE LOL!
2007-10-18 01:23:28 · answer #8 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh my god thats messed up
2007-10-19 02:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it
2007-10-18 03:21:48 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋