Entertainment & Music - 7 October 2007

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.

So this guy dies right and he goes up to Heaven and when he's at the pearly gates he- oh wait, nevermind, he just rots in the ground.

2007-10-07 05:26:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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what techno song gos ohhhh oooooohhh for a lot of the song??

i need to know???

2007-10-07 05:24:14 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

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why does my 360 pic not work on here anymore?

2007-10-07 05:23:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I just left the hospital.The new neighbor backed out & hit my car? I need some support.?

I was pulling in my driveway and he hit my bumper and pretty much destroyed it and I had a ambulance ride to the car and the police are looking for his behind and his wife is not answering the door so I'm stuck with a broken arm and leg and my whole car is mostly destroyed. What should I do.

2007-10-07 05:22:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction?

2007-10-07 05:22:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you hate it when people ask you to give them stars.?

Like this Don't forget to give me a star if you like my question.Why don't they just get down on there knees and beg for it.

2007-10-07 05:22:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Poll""" How many rooms in your house and How many bath rooms?

I have 8 and 2 bathrooms

2007-10-07 05:22:20 · 16 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the most important characteristic you look for in a partner?

I value honesty and intelligence.

2007-10-07 05:22:17 · 35 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

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whats always been enough for you =)?

2007-10-07 05:19:41 · 21 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Overwhelmed as one would be...?

placed in my position..Such a heavy burden now to be "The One"... Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending.. To write it down for all the world to see.. But I forgot my pen... Strapped down to my bed.. Feet cold and eyes red.. I'm out of my head.. Am I alive?.. Am I dead? Sun-kist and Sudafed, gyroscopes and infrared won't help I'm brain dead.. Can't remember what they said! HELP ME!!

2007-10-07 05:18:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is green street 2 coming out?

2007-10-07 05:17:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Do you like celery?

I love it.

2007-10-07 05:17:27 · 34 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

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if i saw you stranded on a beach somewhere, what would you be doing =)??

2007-10-07 05:17:21 · 16 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Are the best things in life free?

I have yet again woke up feeling like $h1t from a marathon saturday night binge(jackpot).
Possible kidney failure or heart disease on the way & a pocket full of loose shrapnal(coins) to palm off thanks to it !!

Why is it all the good things cost?

Is anything really free?

2007-10-07 05:16:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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does anybody know any sad songs? ...any kind.?

2007-10-07 05:15:57 · 25 answers · asked by tycanr 2 in Other - Music

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A question for the Ladies........?

If you were to date someone how old would be too old and how young would be too young for you?

hugs

2007-10-07 05:14:34 · 21 answers · asked by Angel of Death says F-IT! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you heal a broken heart?

2007-10-07 05:14:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What was the last thing you bought?

Mine was a pink piece of waste paper (a lottery ticket).

2007-10-07 05:14:03 · 21 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the tensile strength of dental floss?

2007-10-07 05:12:51 · 5 answers · asked by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you say the word "Diabetes"?

I say it like "Dia-beet-ees". But I noticed people like Bret Michaels and that older guy on the commercial pronounce it like "Dia-bet-is". How do you pronounce it?

2007-10-07 05:11:53 · 12 answers · asked by your wonderwall 5 in Polls & Surveys