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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.


A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.



So this guy dies right and he goes up to Heaven and when he's at the pearly gates he- oh wait, nevermind, he just rots in the ground.

2007-10-07 05:26:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

hahaha not like your brain to go dead. lol

2007-10-07 05:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 3 1

I'm sorry, but if you had another brain the same as the one you've got, you would still be a half wit!!
Tee hee!!! lol.

2007-10-07 14:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by speedboat 3 · 1 0

Not in the least (none of them). Stick to your day job and do not give it all up to become a full-time comedy writer.

2007-10-07 12:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1 1

Don't quit your daytime job to beccome a stand up comedian.

2007-10-07 12:30:33 · answer #4 · answered by Nvr2soon 6 · 1 1

Brain gone dead, now your in big trouble.
I was told you had two brains.
One was lost, and the other went looking for it.
So, you better pray It's the lost one that's dead. <}:-})

2007-10-07 12:37:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Fifty thousand out-of-work comics out there, and we've gotta put up with this?

2007-10-07 12:41:25 · answer #6 · answered by psyop6 6 · 2 1

Hope your brain is not dead tomorrow. lol

2007-10-07 13:04:21 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 1 0

Confused......

2007-10-07 12:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0 1

hahaha funny lol

2007-10-07 12:51:32 · answer #9 · answered by Black 7 · 0 1

ohoh
are you on drugs
lol

2007-10-07 15:46:30 · answer #10 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 1 0

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