Entertainment & Music - 7 October 2007

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen.'

6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

4) Priest said... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'

3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the

2007-10-07 07:55:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

BUT! Your gonna do it anyway!

2007-10-07 07:54:58 · 8 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have at the moment because they are updating the pipe/sewage system.
I swore just before because one of the machines made a loud noise too.

2007-10-07 07:54:18 · 7 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 in Polls & Surveys

i mean honestly, you always hear all this negativity about how rappers portray females when REALLY we ( i mean we as in female hip hop dancers, models, and video vixens) portray our own self in these ways? rappers that have video vixens in their videos arent MAKING these girls do this, and prance around in stilettos and a thong, we are choosing to do this.. so why are ppl so harsh and say negative things about the rappers yet they dont say, hey, these girls CHOOSE to do this? idk, this just doesnt make any sense to me..

2007-10-07 07:54:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-10-07 07:53:51 · 15 answers · asked by Tigris 3 in Polls & Surveys

I dont......

2007-10-07 07:52:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

#1would u rather make out wit ur dad or some randome homless guy who has herpies #2 would you rather run nude around school or the mall #3 would you rather eat a snake or a taranchela

2007-10-07 07:52:55 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

I think people in philosophy are the most open minded people.
I think p&s would probably win the rudest catagory, but that's just my opinion =)

2007-10-07 07:51:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-07 07:51:15 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

2007-10-07 07:51:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am trying..... I know.... Very trying.

The best answer will get my vote of best answer.

2007-10-07 07:50:49 · 21 answers · asked by Jane S 3 in Polls & Surveys

the macarana? Or do you walk like an eygptian?

2007-10-07 07:50:48 · 11 answers · asked by icemunchies 6 in Polls & Surveys

and im not talking about including water from other foods and drinks im talking about 8 actually glasses filled with water

2007-10-07 07:49:42 · 28 answers · asked by Andreu 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-07 07:49:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-07 07:48:47 · 10 answers · asked by ★Star Girl★™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-07 07:48:44 · 6 answers · asked by FlowerChild 4 in Polls & Surveys

Trust the Vet
A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black labrador retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100 percent certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.

"$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!!"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it's now $150.00."

2007-10-07 07:48:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-07 07:48:25 · 14 answers · asked by proofofignorance 3 in Polls & Surveys

10 points to the person who gets closest to my appearance!

2007-10-07 07:47:53 · 4 answers · asked by www.hello_there 3 in Polls & Surveys

There is someone.....yeah he knows who he is

2007-10-07 07:47:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-07 07:47:19 · 15 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-07 07:47:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-07 07:46:48 · 11 answers · asked by Rita K 1 in Polls & Surveys

azzed answer and stop shy of the submit button, just so you FEEL like you got to put in your two cents without the worry of being violated??? :)

2007-10-07 07:46:00 · 14 answers · asked by Mrzknowitall GCG 4 in Polls & Surveys

what is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the hungy have it , the rich want it and if you eat it you will die?

first right answer i'll give best answer to.

2007-10-07 07:45:43 · 9 answers · asked by summer 4 in Jokes & Riddles

A blonde was pulled over. the officer says, "Ma'am, I noticed you were swaying from side to side. Is there a problem?" She said,"Well, I swayed to the left, because there was a tree on the right, but then there was a tree on the left. So I swayed to the right, but there was tree there too!" The officer says,"Ma'am, I beileve that was your air freshener."

2007-10-07 07:45:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

hey, i can have my bachlors party right before the wedding at the same location, how convenient?

2007-10-07 07:44:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-07 07:44:43 · 32 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

why do you not like fall out boy.??? they are soo sweet. and there music is the best music on the planet!!!
thanx.
please don't make up stupid lies like "fall out boy is gay" or anythin like that. GOT IT? GOOD.

2007-10-07 07:44:12 · 23 answers · asked by rayquaza 3 in Rock and Pop

I broke my jaw on a bar of chocolate once....

What's your weirdest injury? x

2007-10-07 07:43:45 · 19 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys