A blonde was pulled over. the officer says, "Ma'am, I noticed you were swaying from side to side. Is there a problem?" She said,"Well, I swayed to the left, because there was a tree on the right, but then there was a tree on the left. So I swayed to the right, but there was tree there too!" The officer says,"Ma'am, I beileve that was your air freshener."
2007-10-07 07:45:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha good one... have a star on me! *
keep posting
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2007-10-07 07:52:41 · answer #1 · answered by <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! Here's another one!!!
A blonde woman was tired of ppl making stupid jokes about her hair color, so she had always died it brunette. One day when she was walking past a farm, she saw a field of adorable sheep. She knew that everyone thought her hair color was real, so she asked the farmer (who owned the sheep) : "Can I have one of your sheep?" The farmer allowed her to pick one since he was old and couldn't handle the large amount. He changed his mind when she came back with one, though, and said: "If can guess your real hair color, can have it back?"
She knew he wouldn't be able to, so she agreed.
"Blonde,"he said, "NOW GIVE ME BACK MY DOG."
2007-10-07 09:23:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-07 08:26:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY I AM ABOUT TO PEE IN MY PANTS! A+ AWESOME JOKE 10/10!
2007-10-07 08:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny i thought i heard them all my mom says very funny!!
2007-10-07 08:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-10-07 08:06:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u evil discriminater(is that a word)
2007-10-07 09:42:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha lol that was funny
2007-10-07 08:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by Allison C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just because you're jealous...
2007-10-07 08:04:16 · answer #9 · answered by Tom B 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
just made my day...thanks
2007-10-07 08:24:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋