Entertainment & Music - 4 October 2007

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine.''

The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers 'Aleeee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing happens--the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

2007-10-04 02:20:31 · 10 answers · asked by Joe H 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Haven't most artists gone through divorces?...

Why did her fame or reputation go down the hills, after this?

Not that I have ever been a fan of hers, let me add...

Or is this just a temporray stage?

Or is there something else I don't know?...

2007-10-04 02:19:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year!

All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"

2007-10-04 02:19:41 · 14 answers · asked by Joe H 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-04 02:18:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hey every one , i thought maybe we could come up with a great top 10 list of cool insperational songs....im not really bothered what genre all that i care about is that it some how lifts your spirits or helps you hang on for that one second longer...i thought it might be something we could all do together!!!! we neeed to feel good somehow and the media and the goverment arnt helping so lets do it ourselves...well hope to hear from you...please try to give the full name of the song and the artist ...

2007-10-04 02:17:15 · 8 answers · asked by live and let live 1 in Polls & Surveys

If True, share your experience please.

you get a citation?

2007-10-04 02:17:02 · 38 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys

your girl likes sports. Do you like to watch with her or is she just annoying when the football game is on?

2007-10-04 02:16:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
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2007-10-04 02:15:45 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

talk show host?

2007-10-04 02:14:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what you going to do?either have the biggest fight with the supervillian in the city, make a plan so you can catch him/her easily, or go back to sleep?

2007-10-04 02:13:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-04 02:13:40 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Because i dont mind saying i look great in a pair of frillies.

thankyou for your kind remarks

2007-10-04 02:12:26 · 42 answers · asked by mrfootfetish333 3 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry to say but I thought the show was bad. It was just bad.

The fight scenes where pathetic. Zoomed in for speed and unneeded. I would have gone with a more realistic style. Not to mention she is the freaken BIONIC woman what does she need to know all that for.

I especially hated the part when they said ‘its the woman in you that makes you strong not the machine’ cough cough BS. If I have a robot arm that can bend metal I think the robot arm can take some credit. Don’t try to feed me this BS Chinese, karate kid wisdom crap. Try to keep it real.

I like the scenes where they show her working out and getting stronger. It appears over time she is developing her strength and skill. Then in the next sequence they say she has only been there three days. Unless this is the matrix you can’t learn karate in three days and you can’t get any stronger in three days.

I say is will be off the air in one season of less.

2007-10-04 02:11:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

even though its still 3 hours till lunch time.

2007-10-04 02:10:52 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a Lady can do to turn you off real fast?

2007-10-04 02:10:27 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

♥

2007-10-04 02:10:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-04 02:10:06 · 24 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-04 02:09:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-04 02:06:27 · 14 answers · asked by proofofignorance 3 in Polls & Surveys

PlEASE GIVE ME GOOD DIRECTIONS

2007-10-04 02:05:15 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

SMART *** ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.


SMART *** ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his
trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your
stub."


SMART *** ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she
couldn't find one big enou gh for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


SMART *** ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a
ticket.


SMART *** ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead".
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under
the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up.
The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on
his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
gas."



SMART *** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006:
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or
a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!"
A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student,
shakes her head and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

2007-10-04 02:04:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

im bored and wanna find something interesting!

2007-10-04 02:04:17 · 9 answers · asked by The World At War 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-04 02:04:13 · 16 answers · asked by mjfrog 6 in Polls & Surveys

Favorite Love Song?

2007-10-04 02:02:01 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-04 02:01:01 · 24 answers · asked by mryungbp 1 in Polls & Surveys

telekineses

2007-10-04 01:59:00 · 4 answers · asked by $D'TOWN$ 1 in Comics & Animation

;0)

2007-10-04 01:57:39 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think it would be interesting to see anthology show based on ballad songs like Love American Style or the Twilight Zone but I don't know who to suggest it to.

2007-10-04 01:57:19 · 1 answers · asked by shysf 1 in Drama

2007-10-04 01:56:50 · 6 answers · asked by Moi 2 in Comics & Animation

for the brainiacs out there; are you fast

2007-10-04 01:55:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys