After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year!
All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
2007-10-04 02:19:41 · 14 answers · asked by Joe H 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says: "1-2-3" and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says: "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"
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2007-10-04 02:20:29 · update #1
IMAO.....thnx for da laugh buddy... after a long long time i read so funny joke.... keep it up... both da thumps up for u....hahahahahahhahahahahah
1-2 buckle my shoe...
3-4 knock da door...
1234... close da door....for one year.....hehehhehee
2007-10-04 03:04:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, very funny. I wish I could give you a star, only I don't know how. I feel realllyyyy stupid now.
2016-05-20 22:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freakin' Hilarious!
2007-10-04 02:25:34 · answer #3 · answered by Brer Buffalo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! Good onw. I'm sorry for that guy. Wow. I hope I never have that problem. I want to die before I get too old. But here's your star!
2007-10-04 02:29:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-10-04 04:54:40 · answer #5 · answered by in_L-O-V-E_w/daniel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i got to tell that one at work!
2007-10-04 02:23:23 · answer #6 · answered by jabbercs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one. poor guy.
2007-10-04 02:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pretty good
2007-10-04 02:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by ۩Ҝдяї۩ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
2007-10-04 03:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good - but it's been on here before! ;-)
2007-10-04 02:28:57 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋