Entertainment & Music - 3 October 2007

and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

2007-10-03 04:18:24 · 5 answers · asked by billy b 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-03 04:18:12 · 37 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past,looks up and says"hey koala what u doing"
the koala says "smoking a jint,come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and has a few joints.After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get a drink from the river,but the little lizard is so stoned he falls out the tree into the river. Acroc see this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side ,then asks the little lizard "what the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the croc that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala,got too stoned an fell in to the river while taking a drink.the croc decides to check this out an walks over to the tree where the koala is, he looks up and shouts "hey you"
The koala looks down at him and says


"Fuuuuu-k dude ...... how much water did you drink?"

i know its been out before but i had to go again as its feckin ace man!!!!!!!!

2007-10-03 04:18:10 · 25 answers · asked by richy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A female Capricorn with a Cancer moon and a male Taurus with a Pisces moon. A recipe for success or disaster?

2007-10-03 04:16:33 · 9 answers · asked by Michele 3 in Horoscopes

Wishing you a great day!

2007-10-03 04:16:18 · 13 answers · asked by Flowers 7 in Polls & Surveys

this morning i bought a 2008 MAXIM calender--scantily clad lingerie wearing women like sports illustrated swim suit edition
when i went to pay for it the cashier (a younger female) looked at me like i was buying pornographry
what is your opinion??
i live alone so no wife or live in to P-off

2007-10-03 04:16:00 · 17 answers · asked by snafu 5 in Polls & Surveys

It starts out all sunshine and roses, and fun and laughter, then you step out of line a little and you get a few VN's to keep you in line.
Then you start to grow a set and start pushing thier buttons and then SMACK SMACK SMACK, and you get a suspension.
Then you form bonds, make friends, they give you the courage to stand up for yourself and WHAM, it punches you in the face, you're on account number 15 now, bottom feeding at level one. Then you go back in disguise, but your friends don't recognize you, so you are shunned and all alone. So you take of your mask and before you know it, you take another hit from behind, no violation, just shot thru the heart suspended...

and then here you are, again, back for more....
;)

2007-10-03 04:15:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It makes me confused ;-)

So which one came first?

2007-10-03 04:15:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've started going back through all of the Garfield comic strips and I have so many of the characters that I like but my personal favorite (though he was only in four strips that I know of) is Biff the college intern. He's such a great character because of his stupid grin. He actually reminds me of my boyfriend because of his actions and his way of calling everyone "sir". So, who is your favorite Garfield character and why?

2007-10-03 04:13:19 · 14 answers · asked by devon 5 in Comics & Animation

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
patronising smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *** hole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00

Court Costs $45.00

Look on the Cop's Face............. PRICELESS

2007-10-03 04:13:06 · 1 answers · asked by stimpy_47 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-03 04:12:58 · 39 answers · asked by xxon_23 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 04:11:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 04:11:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 04:11:15 · 16 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Jokes & Riddles

FIVE THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

2007-10-03 04:11:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what song would you want played at your funeral ?

i would want crank that soulja boi played at my funeral

lol hahaha jk probly this http://youtube.com/watch?v=RwFXMhHiHhE

or that dilla and common joint thats on donuts and commons new album

2007-10-03 04:10:33 · 14 answers · asked by Jay La Soul 3 in Rap and Hip-Hop

are you planning on getting off your butts and voting int he upcoming presidential primaries?!?

2007-10-03 04:10:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 04:08:26 · 5 answers · asked by PrInCeSs 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 04:07:46 · 6 answers · asked by Tina S 1 in Celebrities

2007-10-03 04:07:42 · 10 answers · asked by Shirlene K 1 in Horoscopes

listening to country music makes you want to chew on a match stick or piece of grass?

2007-10-03 04:07:21 · 5 answers · asked by nickson faction 7 in Polls & Surveys

If so..how often? I only wear it if i'm going out somewhere really special.
Men...do you like woman to wear make up?

2007-10-03 04:07:05 · 50 answers · asked by pinkkittenliverpool 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 04:06:10 · 34 answers · asked by lucy diamond 6 in Polls & Surveys

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So what songs are like caffeine for you, and are guaranteed to wake you up?

2007-10-03 04:05:53 · 24 answers · asked by Sookie 6 in Rock and Pop

2007-10-03 04:05:31 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 04:04:44 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

nibble and suck on the bottom lip? I do.

2007-10-03 04:04:30 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ HeNnEsSy ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

What are the pros and cons in the relationship

2007-10-03 04:04:25 · 9 answers · asked by * 1 in Horoscopes

2007-10-03 04:04:20 · 26 answers · asked by Katie 5 in Other - Music

2007-10-03 04:04:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys