A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past,looks up and says"hey koala what u doing"
the koala says "smoking a jint,come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and has a few joints.After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get a drink from the river,but the little lizard is so stoned he falls out the tree into the river. Acroc see this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side ,then asks the little lizard "what the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the croc that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala,got too stoned an fell in to the river while taking a drink.the croc decides to check this out an walks over to the tree where the koala is, he looks up and shouts "hey you"
The koala looks down at him and says
"Fuuuuu-k dude ...... how much water did you drink?"
i know its been out before but i had to go again as its feckin ace man!!!!!!!!
2007-10-03 04:18:10 · 25 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol Richy I ssoo much love that never heard it,yep that happens when you have to much weed,thar's why I'd rather stick with Jack Daniels,here have a star.
2007-10-03 04:28:45 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-28 12:57:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mild chuckle.
2007-10-03 08:31:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but not a laugh out loud cute.
2007-10-03 04:29:11 · answer #4 · answered by Maxine PantherFan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie
brought a smile to my face
2007-10-03 04:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with rocking Jimmy..
2007-10-03 04:22:11 · answer #6 · answered by debs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing, I guessed the punchline before I read it...
2007-10-03 04:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still ace!! lol
2007-10-03 04:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
Loved it!
Still chuckling now!!
2007-10-03 04:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It got a minor chuckle... But overall, it was totally forgettable.
2007-10-03 04:20:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋