Entertainment & Music - 1 October 2007

2007-10-01 05:44:08 · 31 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 05:43:22 · 8 answers · asked by Tekuari 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 05:42:59 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 05:42:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 05:42:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My Wife gave me a good on last night
take a look

http://www.ebbtiderugby.org/Pictures/20030209%20Gord%20Black%20Eye.jpg

2007-10-01 05:42:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever found it so hard to get someone out of your system?

love is powerful isn't it?

2007-10-01 05:41:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My fiance, who is Muslim, and I were discussing why they eat only with their right hand. It's because they clean themselves with their left hand after using the toilet. I told him that I thought most Americans used their right hands as that is how we were taught. Of course this peaked my curiousity as to whether I was correct or not and then wondered it it had anything to do with the largest percentage of people being right handed. So please appease my curiosity. Do you wipe with your right or left hand and is this because you were taught that way or because that is your dominant hand.

2007-10-01 05:40:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In order to continue getting-by in America , we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!!&nb sp; I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do don't you!

2007-10-01 05:40:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-01 05:39:55 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and
went into a deep coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a
girl.
The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and
had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not me brother...he's a
clueless twit!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's
my daughter's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother is somewhat relieved

"Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my
brother....I like Denise."

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

Denephew.

2007-10-01 05:39:18 · 22 answers · asked by megawale 2 in Jokes & Riddles

please don't be mean, but, rush is on here in the office and every time i hear him i like to 'rip my ears off' :)

2007-10-01 05:38:46 · 24 answers · asked by brenn 5 in Polls & Surveys

questions???????

you are really pissst

2007-10-01 05:37:52 · 1 answers · asked by nana 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 05:37:43 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 05:36:22 · 73 answers · asked by ♣JªYs!ñ 3²™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I do and I feel like a real jerk. Sorry AJ!

So many accounts so many passwords so little brain power.

2007-10-01 05:36:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, how did it make you feel?

2007-10-01 05:36:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 05:35:20 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 05:33:19 · 10 answers · asked by luna 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 05:32:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 05:31:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 05:30:23 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 05:30:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And I mean you went to the store and purchased the actual disc. Or you ordered the actual disc from an online vendor.

And what was the last album you downloaded?

Both of mine involve replacing stuff that was in my collection at one time:

CD: Thermadore's "Monkey on Rico". This was stolen from my car over 10 years ago. I couldn't find it anywhere (I believe it's out-of-print) so I ordered it when I finally found it on eBay.

Download: someone borrowed my copy of Smashing Pumpkins' "Siamese Dream" and misplaced it. Since only the disc was missing, and not the case and artwork, I downloaded it.

Just trying to get an idea of what everybody's buying habits are now.

2007-10-01 05:29:50 · 40 answers · asked by Sookie 6 in Rock and Pop

2007-10-01 05:29:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where can you get famous ppl's phone number???
(don't say the answer but say hello on YA!)
Then IM me the answer

2007-10-01 05:29:23 · 1 answers · asked by *Kathy* 2 in Celebrities

2007-10-01 05:29:13 · 42 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man tell his wife "I don't understand why God would make you so beautiful and so stupid all at the same time." "Well," the woman replies, "God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. And he made me stupid so I would be attracted to you." HaHa

2007-10-01 05:29:08 · 5 answers · asked by *~mama mari~* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Or at least take your mind off it?

2007-10-01 05:28:54 · 23 answers · asked by Sunshine's Pic Is on 360 4 in Polls & Surveys

just tell me anything, wheather its good or bad, let me know!

2007-10-01 05:27:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys