Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and
went into a deep coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a
girl.
The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and
had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not me brother...he's a
clueless twit!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's
my daughter's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother is somewhat relieved
"Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my
brother....I like Denise."
Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
Denephew.
2007-10-01 05:39:18 · 22 answers · asked by megawale 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I told my O.H this joke and whilst we were both laughing, the dog joined in, so he must have thought it funny also!!
2007-10-01 06:40:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL..very funny and well worth a Star
2016-04-06 22:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO A golden oldie but still worth a good guffaw
2007-10-01 06:25:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-01 08:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke for some time, have a star.
2007-10-01 05:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,very funny and cute too.thank you for posting and for the good laugh.
2007-10-01 06:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats quite funny,have a star, took me a while to get it though.
2007-10-01 05:56:59 · answer #7 · answered by cidermoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha didn't get it untill i realized the boy name
2007-10-01 08:34:43 · answer #8 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL
a star for you (^_^)
2007-10-01 05:59:25 · answer #9 · answered by angelkay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-10-01 05:49:12 · answer #10 · answered by george a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋